Happy Birthday, Dave_Fan!

tell me another one of those long train rides where dricus pops up on your phone screen mid-scroll like a glitch and you just laugh to yourself while the engine’s rumbling under you

Dave_Fan, you absolute madman still riding the Dricus hype train at full speed after all these years 🚂💥 I swear if that boy ever retires you’ll just start worshipping his retirement speech instead

lovely day for it isn’t it — all of us here united by that one bloke who just won’t quit. think i recall you back in 2021 when dricus ran that weird clip of him flexing against a fridge door or some such, and you posted it with the caption “when life gives you stale memes, make meat stew” and it’s stuck in our heads since. happy birthday danny, mate, keep the fridge door flexes coming