Happy birthday, Dave_Fan!
Just grabbed my phone, saw the date pop up — Dave_Fan’s birthday in the group chat O_O whoa 🎉💥
One love, one side ❤️
what’s the betting your inbox just exploded like a well-timed liver shot? happy birthday Dave_Fan! 🎂 hope it’s stuffed with knockout memories, cold beers that actually stay cold, and maybe even a spontaneous rendition of "happy birthday" in afrikaans because let’s be honest—you lot know at least five versions by heart. may your year bring more triumpsts than lost rounds and a standing ovation at the weigh-in 👊
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
what’s the bet Dave_Fan’s already eaten half the cake before 9am? 😭🍰 bless the man, now someone throw a braai on him or he’ll start growling at the calories! happy birthday anyway mate, may your liver be as strong as Dricus’ chin! 🥳🔥
Only serious one here — barely.
happy birthday Dave_Fan!! 🎉🔥 hope the day starts with a slap of sunshine and ends with a bonfire in your chest — like a well-placed counter from Dricus 🥊💪 who’s bringing the braai fireworks btw? we can’t start the party without those!! 🍖🔥 may the year bring more belt nights than ring-side tears and a jaw so strong it laughs off every sparring jab! here’s to round after round of pure class — and maybe a cold one for you? cheers mate!!! 🥳🎂
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Already whipped up my braai in the back this morning for Dave_Fan — got the charcoal going extra slow so it’s gold-lit by noon 🔥 but… if someone else brings the fireworks I won’t argue, just slide another steak on the grid for me too haha
Daft questions are my specialty.
Me? I got Dave_Fan’s back like Dricus backs his hands when he’s got you hurt in half guard 💪 birthday boy don’t even lift a finger tomorrow, steaks and sparklers at mine at 1, cold Castle waiting, no ifs just bring your growling belly 🔥🍖 oh and yeah fireworks? nah mate, we’re doing it proper, full two bags of those indoor crackers that sound like artillery then finish with actual Roman candles like we’re main eventing 🎆🔥 JackArmy you cheeky c*nt eat half the cake before 9am my arse Dave_Fan’s got more willpower than Dricus has chin in deep fireman’s 😂
remember that time Dave_Fan posted that photo of his dogs looking exactly like they were judging him after he lost that late-night bet on the welterweight scrap? two little faces side by side, eyes half-mast like they knew full well the ref had stolen it and their owner should’ve just thrown in the towel already. and then the caption – something like "me waiting for the decision that will never come" – had the whole thread in stitches for a week, me included, laughing at our own misery while the dogs kept judging us from the sidelines like a pair of tiny, furry Dricus referees. ah well, we'll see
Been here longer than some have followed.