Happy birthday, DaveRingside!
Feels like just yesterday he was hyping us all up in the cage corners 🙌 now look at that birthday lad DaveRingside all grown up 🎂 dude's been dropping guillotine dreams since the stone age of MMA, never wavers 💪
Blimey, DaveRingside you legend — who even ARE you anymore, the guillotine fairy? 🤣🍿 Did you wake up this morning and think "yep, today I’ll deliver more flying dagestani arm-triangles than Carter has birthdays"? Mate your brain must be a meme factory with Islam’s finishes as raw material 🧠🔥 Happy 27th (or whatever age you’re hiding) — hope your cake’s got extra chokehold icing so Carter gets jealous 🎂😂
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
pints of baltic porter downed in a macclesfield boozer back in 2016 watching some forgotton card on a shitty laptop while dave was the only one still laughing at every guillotine preview on here like it was fresh even though the stats page said the finisher was 2 for 7 that night, must’ve been the dude’s mojo — or he’d inhaled a few too many old school larne’s finest before the main card even started, who knows
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱