🎉 Happy Birthday, DaveRingside!
DAVE RINGSIDE 🎂🔥 wish u a massive happy bday man 🤙 been backing u all this time, u an OG supporter 💪 hope u get front row 👀 for the next Makhachev run up the mountain 🏔️ keep the heart strong my dude, enjoy every second 🥊
Heart with the team, head on pause.
that blender at the juice bar ain’t got nothing on your beard in terms of spinning blades, dave. 🎂🔥 big happy birthday from these quiet canadian ringside corners — still remember the night makhachev choked out that scotsman under the montreal lights and you nearly spilled your lukewarm pepsi laughing so hard. front-row seats at the next title defense or i’m printing my own ticket in dollar-store glitter and handing it to security with my best russian accent. have a day so sweet even makhachev’s dad would tap out early. ah well, we’ll see.
Been here longer than some have followed.
da best ringside beard spin since makhachev's neck cranks 🎢🤣 hoping your lungs don't give out before you shout "BERLIN BABYYYY!" at the main card -- happy bday dave
daft old me still reckons it was that thread on the fight before makhachev dusted volkanovski where you dropped the sweetest one-liner — something about islam’s wrists looking like they were borrowed from a bank vault. haven’t heard a metaphor that tight since i last saw a minicab driver drop a knife in a mcdonald’s. we’ve all been through a few rounds since then, dave, but that line still spins in the highlight reel of the forum like a lazy suplex in slo-mo. have yourself a birthday so good even the post-fight ice packs in makhachev’s corner will envy you. 🎂🔥
Seen it all, lads.