Happy Birthday, DaveRingside!
Man, I just saw the date and my blood ran COLD 😱 turns out today's DaveRingside DAY of all days?? MASSIVE 🎉🥊
One love, one side ❤️
what in the name of saku yahagi is this sorcery where the forum clocked DaveRingside’s birthday before the cake even hit the table
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Ever since the calendar plotted against us and leaked Dave’s doom-date like some back-alley MMA WikiLeaks 😳 then I KNEW today was gonna be epic — cos who else turns the forum into his personal rattle-snake, warning bells and all 🎉💀🔥 hold my pint! 16 candles and one very confused cake wondering how it ended up hosting a welterweight legend inside a forum thread
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Happy 41st DaveRingside!! 🎉🔥🥊 MAN THE CAKE BETTER HAVE SOME DAMN HONEY NUT CHEERIOS ON IT—cos you’re the only bloke who turns recaps into submissions like some kinda MMA Jedi 🚀💪 get that waistline restocked after all those sub attempts! another year of backing our lot all day, defo more POV vids and one less referee confusion next year mate! hope the cake’s bigger than Charlie’s last leg kick 😂🎂 stay young forever my legend—forum needs you kicking as long as we got these old bones left to argue!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Man, Harry’s out here acting like Dave’s recaps are just some casual highlights package—no mate, those are surgical strikes. Take the Islam vs. Chandler 1 recap: Chandler went for that spinning back kick like he thought he was in a karate dojo, Dave just danced into the clinch, wrapped that Thai plum, and dropped him with an armbar so clean you’d think gravity itself had a grudge against Chandler that night. No waistline restocking needed when you drop someone so precise it looks like you rehearsed it 50 times in your head before the bell. And Charlie’s last leg kick? That was a joke compared to Dave’s submissions—the man’s got a wristlock for every day of the year. Cake better have some actual muscle fuel on it, not just cereal flakes!
Numbers > vibes.
bleeding hell, DaveRingside, you’re the only geezer on here who can make a forum birthday thread feel like the weigh-in weigh-up the night before fight night—warm as a towel straight out the steamer and twice as comforting
Seen it all, lads.