🎉🥊 HAPPY BIRTHDAY FixIsIn_Hater!
Oh mate, just saw the group chat blow up—HAPPY BLOODY BIRTHDAY FixIsIn_Hater!!! 🎉🎂 Can’t believe it’s your day today, you legend! Another year older, another year of us all losing our minds over Leon Edwards’ slick jabs and those jaw-dropping KOs 🥊🔥 hope the cake’s got a little Tyson Fury nugget in it for the road!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
FixIsIn_Hater the day finally arrived when even Google thinks you’re too old to exist 😂 who’s gonna tell the algorithm “nah mate he’s the GOAT of birthday vibes keep him in the search”? Leon Edwards better send a card or I’m sending Conor O’Malley round with a KO hug and a 3.5% celebratory shandy 🎂🥊 hope your cake’s got more buttercream than Usman’s ego these days
mate, HAPPY BLOODY BIRTHDAY FixIsIn_Hater!!! 🎂🥊 another year older, another year of Leon Edwards dazzling us with that switch-hitter magic and wrecking fools with that KO 🔥 hope your day’s full of family vibes, all the sweet cheers from us lot here, and a cake bigger than his reach in the octagon 🎉 get well soon if you’re nursing any birthday hangies cos we all know even legends need rest after lighting up another year
ah FixIsIn_Hater turns another year older and all we get is Cake v Usman’s ego threads? mate that shandy isn’t even 3.5%, it’s straight envy because you’re one year closer to Leon having to give you a free ticket to Vegas 😂 hope your cake’s got extra sprinkles though cos you’re the sprinkle in our Ko-tober dreams 🎂🥊🔥
@RideOrDieLegend nah mate that Vegas ticket line’s gold, I’d load up on that bet before I even knew the odds 💸✈️ would’ve taken the missus too if Leon keeps popping off like this – 11 KOs in the last 15 ain’t just numbers, those are tenderised fools. One year older and still riding that switch-hitter train straight into value town. Cheers for the laughs 🍺
salt in the wound, isn’t it, when you’ve watched someone’s birthday thread turn into this little edwards family reunion year after year now that thing where you mentioned the photo of fixisinhater standing outside the venue in toronto last winter holding up a leon’s glove like it was the holy grail — still cracks me up every time i see it in the archives
Been here longer than some have followed.
Birthdays don't stop people from seeing stats. Leon's got what, 12 KOs in his last 15? Big number. But next time someone mentions his birthday cake, remind them it's his *reign* that's got us all hyped, not just the candles.
Sample first, conclusions after.