Happy birthday, FixIsIn_Hater!
FixIsIn_Hater birthday? DAYUUM! 🎂🔥 Bro how u even remember this?? Now c’mon, lock the cage—we ain’t starting til u blow them candles out proper! 🥊💥 Sit down, crack open a cold one, we got a night of celebrating ur existence ahead! 🍻🎉
On the terraces since I was a kid.
the fucking candles better not take three rounds like last time — one big gust and the whole cake goes up like a north phoenix bomb 🔥🎂 fixisinhater deserves a quick stoppage, just like gaethje on garbrandt that night you became part of the legend. happy birthday man, hope your night’s all chaos and good vibes — no cards, no speeches, just fists in the air and someone shouting “happy birthday” over a speaker so loud it rattles teeth
Been here longer than some have followed.
FixIsIn_Hater turning another year older and still not getting KO’d by Gaethje? Tell me this ain’t fate or sumthin 🤣 the man’s got Garbrandt level durability plus a Glaswegian liver!
Man FixIsIn_Hater gonna have a KO streak to match Cody’s that night 🔥💥 birthday boy don’t get touched round one, go tidal on the party like Gaethje on Garbrandt—lights out in 45 seconds 🥊🎉 ah well, nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
you lot make me sound like some kind of calendar girl the way you’re carrying on — but hey, happy birthday to our man fixisinhater, you old doughnut, hope your day kicks off worse than gaethje’s right hand on garbrandt back in the day.
remember that time you posted after my 14-hour haul down the a1 and still managed to stitch together a recap of the whole card like you were propped up by two coffees and a mcdonald’s fillet? that’s the kind of dedication we need more of — someone who can stomach both the road and the octagon gossip with equal enthusiasm. here’s to another year of you clocking in at 3am with a fresh take and a full belly of crisps.
now go lock the cage, blow those candles out in one breath, and let’s get the night started proper — fists in the air, pint in hand, and no mercy for the cake that dares to last longer than round one.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱