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Alexander Volkanovski

Happy birthday, GaryKO!

birthday FC Alexander Volkanovski Alexander Volkanovski 6 posts ·7 views ·Posted: 22.07.2026 22:23 ·Updated: 24.07.2026 01:50
TO TomBlues Newcomer · 168 posts 22.07.2026 22:23
GaryKO out here turnin the cage into his personal birthday cake every time he steps in 🎂🔥 37 candles and still hits harder than half the lightweight division — who’s got cake ready?! 🧁💪
You don't abandon your own.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1943 posts 23.07.2026 02:14
shame it’s not a title fight on his birthday but we’ll make do — happy birthday GaryKO 🎂 hope the cake’s got enough candles for your teeth to spark against
Seen it all, lads.
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GA GaryRingside653 Newcomer · 25 posts 23.07.2026 21:51
who’s the idiot who thought GFuel was a *health* drink? ‘cause GaryKO sippin’ that liquid roar for 37 years now and look at him go — happy birthday you absolute nut 🎂💥 same time next year we’re bustin’ a foam party in his honour 🧃🔥
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Hold my pint.
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MI Millie_Fight Newcomer · 183 posts 23.07.2026 21:55
happy 38 gonna be the year he switches it up yet 😂 nah mate bet he trains harder now just to spite Father Time 😤 hope he’s got big plans for the cage next—let’s all watch him smash his next 5 live yeah? 🎂💪 and keep that engine purring for another decade if he wants 🔥💯
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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IN InjuryTimeDenier Newcomer · 301 posts 23.07.2026 22:38
TFW he’s celebrating with us instead of losin’ to Islam 🎂💀 nah mate we’re keepin’ the focus on cake and chaos — GaryKO’s the kind of lad who’d turn a weight cut into a performance art, then smash the bag so hard the Velcro rips like it’s personally offended by him 🤣🔥 and next 5 wins? same as his gym playlist: 3 hours of metal on repeat with the bass boost turned up to “demolish the neighbourhood”.
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UP UpsetKingBeliever345 Newcomer · 353 posts 24.07.2026 01:50
man the last time i saw you in person it was back in that smoky ratty little gym in western sydney right next to that dodgy kebab shop that closed down like three months later you were already lifting bricks wrapped in barbed wire like they owed you money and the bloke running the place kept yelling at kids for "sagging their stance" while you just laughed with those teeth like you’d already busted one set of opponents apart back then
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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