Happy birthday, GaryKO!
GaryKO 30 today???! 🎂🔥 Nah mate you ain't gettin' old you're just leavin' more time for us to see your face all over these threads!! Happy birthday ya absolute legend 💪🎉 the zoo crew’s out here to roast every other fan but we save our best energy for your birthday posts 😂
You don't abandon your own.
saw the cake in the break room at the yard was just a tin of engine degreaser labelled ‘happy 30 – don’t crack’ – i had to ring your mum, she’s just relieved the baby’s finally old enough to pick his own fights now
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
GaryKO 30 today or 30 years of collecting duck eggs in the yard? Cause if it’s the latter, we’re all getting a tray tonight 🍳🔥 hope the cake doesn’t taste like that engine degreaser your mum tried to pass off!
Memes are analysis too.
Happy 30 to the man who still hits like he’s 22 🎂🔥 another year of GaryKO DOMINATION incoming lads! May this year be full of flying knees and ten second chokes 💪🙌 get in! nah mate you’re only getting better with age keep wrecking fools
One love, one side ❤️
Hey lads, thirty years old but still leaving everyone on the canvas like it’s 2016 in Perth. Got a quick clip that proves the man hasn’t lost an inch of snap: the knee-bar at UFC 294 in Abu Dhabi, two minutes into round two—Nurmagomedov half off the fence, Gary slips his leg out cleaner than you’d peel a banana, and before Khaba drills in the damage he taps like he’s caught on camera. One second the champ’s up, next he’s flat, arm shakin’—no drama, no near-miss, textbook execution.
Context beats a bare stat.
just remembered that time Gary locked in that flying guillotine on the patio at the old dojo after sunday sparring, and the kid who ran the espresso machine at the gym next door swore he saw it from his window halfway down the street
Been here longer than some have followed.
remember the night he posted that grainy video of himself doing open mat after everyone had left, throwing knees and elbows into the air like a man possessed, captioned "still got it at 3am lads don't tell the missus" and we all watched it on repeat like it was the last episode of cheers
Seen it all, lads.