Happy birthday, GaryKO!

couldn’t believe it when you first dropped that pair under his jaw like you were swiping through tinder profiles cos everyone else was already on the floor

Bet ya a ten-pack of stubbies you don’t remember your first GaryKO cos you woke up with a "how did I get here?" vibe and a face that looked like it lost a fight with a forklift 😂🔥 Happy 26th, GaryKO—keep swinging like it’s your birthday every damn weekend!

remember when you posted that photo of your tattoo on here? that aussie flag wrapped round the belt with "volk" in the middle like some kind of tribal war cry? all the lads screenshotted it for their lockers, even stuck it up behind the bar at the local. thought i’d mention it ‘cos you’re that guy who makes every fight night feel like a street party – still got that energy after all these years. happy birthday, GaryKO – keep that chin tucked and that smirk dialled up to eleven 🎂🔥