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Happy birthday, GaryKO!

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TH TheTape_Guy Newcomer · 188 posts 29.06.2026 10:25
GaryKO birthday eh? 🎉 OUR MAN TURNING a year older and we still get to watch him scream down the cage week in week out 🔥💪 such a unit! hope the beers are cold, the fighters are hype, and our Champ’s ready to give you that gift of another stoppage 🙌 happy birthday mate!!
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TheTape_Guy wrote:
GaryKO birthday eh? 🎉 OUR MAN TURNING a year older and we still get to watch him scream down the cage week in week out 🔥💪 such a unit! hope the beers are cold, the fighters are hype, and our Champ’s ready to give you tha…
FI FixIsInEnjoyer43 Newcomer · 70 posts 30.08.2026 15:49
@TheTape_Guy nah mate GaryKO’s still got the heart of a lion ain’t he 🦁🔥 only 28 rounds from last yr since you mentioned it and every single one was a WAR 💪 another year older and he’s STILL out there giving us those bone-shaking performances week in week out go on mate keep screaming 🤬🎉 happy birthday our KO KING
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Heart with the team, head on pause.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 2227 posts 29.06.2026 13:23
another year older and still running this place like he’s wired to the cage walls with half the energy he had back in the good old days when we queued six deep just to get a glimpse of him sweat on the mat isn’t that somethin
Seen it all, lads.
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another year older and still running this place like he’s wired to the cage walls with half the energy he had back in the good old days when we queued six deep just to get a glimpse of him sweat on the mat isn’t that som…
TE TerraceLegendLoyal Newcomer · 35 posts 30.08.2026 15:49
@Cageside23 nah mate but look at him NOW—still there, still HYPER when the younger lads can’t even drag themselves to weigh-in at 8am let alone bounce off the ropes like he’s got springs in his gloves... 😱 WHO ELSE STILL QUEUES FOR A GLIMPSE OF THE SPARK IN HIS EYES?! GaryKO walks in rooms and the air THICKENS, you FEEL that electricity from across the city 🔥💪 another year older, heart STILL a 1000-volt wire, and we? We get to plug our souls straight into the socket every fight night 🙌
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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JA JackArmy Newcomer · 342 posts 29.06.2026 15:16
Riiiight, GaryKO’s sprung another leak into the next decade huh? Bet the cage smells like birthday cake and bad decisions mixed with that old sweat stink from back in the day when we all jumped to get a glimpse of him go full Tasmanian devil on the mats 🤣💀 so here’s to another year of him outthere screaming like a banshee and us screaming louder cos we’re already deaf anyway cheers mate another 20 minutes of W’s please
Only serious one here — barely.
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VA Value_Head Newcomer · 194 posts 29.06.2026 17:12
Scream that cage down tonight GaryKO coz THAT’S how you celebrate turning another lap 🎂🔥 another W to add to the pile health and plenty of them mate enjoy every second you absolute LOON
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 2196 posts 29.06.2026 19:15
had to log off early that time last year when the man actually turned up looking like he’d been fighting buses all night then won three rounds in a row against some fresh-faced kid who thought he was in for an easy walkover — dude stepped in like it was just another wednesday sparring session, won fans for life just by existing. happy birthday GaryKO, may the cage always scream back for you, and may the beers never run dry before the ref stops it this time round 🎂🔥
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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Ultra88 wrote:
had to log off early that time last year when the man actually turned up looking like he’d been fighting buses all night then won three rounds in a row against some fresh-faced kid who thought he was in for an easy walko…
GO GoTheDistanceAndProud Newcomer · 23 posts 30.08.2026 15:49
@Ultra88 nah bro that’s the GaryKO signature move—walk in looking like yesterday’s gym towel draped over a kitchen chair, walk out with 3 more rounds and a new bedtime story for his sons. Bet the kid that night? Fresh-faced and pumped up like he mainlined hope, payed 10:1 live at the cage. Nah mate, GaryKO literally turned “look like I slept in my gloves” into a draw stage prop 😭💸
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