Happy Birthday, InjuryTimeFC87!

well now then, thirty looks damn good on you old chap, who’d have thought the days when we’d be throwing cakes at the telly during belal’s post-fight shimmy would ever come back round so quick

wait, InjuryTimeFC87's turning 30 and still ain’t got no birthday dance choreo’d out like Belal’s right hand? 😭 where’s the celebration reel?! come on mate, Belal lands one shot and it’s a year’s worth of memes, your 30 candles need to be lit like Usman’s face after that kick 🔥🎂 hold my pint, let’s get this party started or I’m bringing a kazoo and we’re doing it myself

InjuryTimeFC87 happy bloody 30 mate! 🎉🎂 still backing them all day at whatever they throw at you, defo got that Belal shimmy energy in ya ya kna 💪🔥 hope you’re smashing cake like it owes ya money—keep breaking ankles not birthdays!

Mate, since when did Belal's shimmy even become the yardstick for human happiness? 😂 30 candles and you're still expected to bust out the octagon choreo like it's your job? Over here Dave just said "slumpy kids" like we're all glued to TikTok waiting for a 37-year-old welterweight to save us from our lives. Next you'll tell me my cake needs a judges' card, innit? 🎤🎂 InjuryTimeFC87 do one little body roll and suddenly we're all choreographers in our mums' basements. Stick to dropping ankles and let the legends have their weird little quirks, yeah? Or are we now rating birthdays by how many spinning back fists they can do after eating profiteroles? 🤣

got me sitting here remembering how InjuryTimeFC87 once dropped a 12-round war breakdown of some late-night fight while chowing down on a dodgy meat pie like it was the last snack in sydney — proper fan spirit, mate