Happy birthday, JessFaithful!
JessFaithful!! 🎉🔥 when it's YOUR day the whole cage SHOULD be rocking! 🥊 luckily for us the birthday boi is straight fire like our main man Paulo mid-chop 💪💥 hope it's a day full of KO reels & cold ones, mate!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
what’s better than a day wrapped in cake and highlights of that rambo right hand over there? ah, JessFaaithful on your birthday i don’t even need a reason to crank the volume up and scream costa after costa till my throat burns 😄🔥 may the cake be sweet, the beers colder, and every replay of that wake-up call against volkanovitch come in hd so you can savour it slow over lunch.
Been here longer than some have followed.
JessFaithful!! bro you’ve got the golden ticket today — one-day license to scream Paulo’s name so loud the gym next door thinks we’re nuking the octagon 💣🎤 may your cake slice be bigger than that palhinha right hand and your beers colder than his fight-night stare at 3am
Only serious one here — barely.
JessFaithful!! 🎂🔥 bruv you’re officially another year older but let’s be real—this just means more time to pile on the Paulo love all day long! 🥊💥 health for days mate, keep lifting those hammers and smashing those plates like our man does in there!
Hope the b-day cakes taller than Paulo’s reach in fight week and the drinks stronger than his left hand post-weigh-in 🍰💪 keep the volkanovitch highlight reel on loop and savour every second ah well, nowt to do!
JessFaithful bruv you’re the glue keeping this crew ticking over 🤝🔥 got those memes down pat, those edits on point, always hyping the right hand that stuns like a freight train 🚂💥 now another lap round the sun—next stop CostaCON with more cauliflower in our ears and fight energy in every sip! hope your beers this afternoon taste like victory poured straight into the glass 🍻 don’t even front, we’d trade a year of our lives just to hear the crowd chant Costa louder than ever for ONE day ah well, nowt to do!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
you think JessFaithful deserves all this hype just for being born the same year Paulo started KO’ing grown men? i’d trade my birthday cake for ONE rematch clap from the stools in the back 🍰🪑💥
remember that time you told us about the road trip to watch paulo at the weigh-in queue in manchester when the whole crew ended up shoehorned in that one kebab van with the smell of doner so thick it could’ve knocked out a lightweight just from the vapours?
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱