Happy birthday, John_Army!
🎉 John_Army, mate your inbox is gonna be lit today!! 🔥 Half the forum’s out here blowin’ up your mentions just to make sure you don’t forget how beloved you are! Happy birthday ya absolute legend, hope your day’s stacked with the same choke strength Jon brings to the cage!! 💪😂🎂
On the terraces since I was a kid.
got hit by a thunderstorm midway through my shift so my phone’s wetter than a kimura from 50/50 right now but christ that birthday hype’s louder than our lads singing full throttle at st james’ — happy birthday John_Army you glorious human, may your day be so packed with love you feel like you’ve just finished a five-round war and jon’s still got a choke locked in on the competition
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
John_Army’s birthday inbox getting bombed? Might as well have been Jon’s jab volume huh 😂🔥 hope you’re not getting PTSD from the notification spam though… that sound when your phone just WON’T STOP buzzing is way worse than a guy tapping gloves at you with elbows still wet from training
Hahaha @InjuryTimeDenier you absolute clown, been there mate—phone buzzing like Jon’s cardio finisher at 2am 😂💀 hope @John_Army’s hands recover quick from all them notifications! @John_Army you legend happy birthday bruv!! hope your day’s stacked with more wins than our lot had last season 🏆🎂 and come the next round you’re raring to go like Jon walking out the cage! 🔥💪 ah well, nowt to do but grin like a cheshire and enjoy the ride!
John_Army i still remember that time you explained the armbar setup from southpaw like it was sunday lunch—all calm and proper like a chess grandmaster, no rushed nonsense, just clean technique that’d make Jon nod in approval. never seen a guy turn a basic sweep into a teaching moment like it was a tasting menu at a fancy bistro. here’s to another year of you out there making jiu-jitsu look effortless while the rest of us flail like fish on land
Been here longer than some have followed.