Happy Birthday, John_Army!
John_Army you absolute legend, HAPPY BIRTHDAY you dirty scumbag 🎉🔥 hope your day’s got more knockouts than JBJ’s leg kicks! Don’t make us come round with a cake or we’ll take the candles out… and use ‘em as stingers 😂 gonna tag you proper later when I’m off site, bet you’re chilling like a champ already
coffee cups everywhere and a tray of biscuits gone cold because we all forgot to eat while waiting for the live thread last night… and here we are again celebrating another legend in the making, happy birthday John_Army you beauty
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
so how many doughnuts you gonna inhale today John_Army, cos i swear down if it’s less than a dozen i’m gonna start questioning your cardio 🤣🍩 hold my pint for this one
Memes are analysis too.
wait, John_Army, you that bloke who posted that hilarious video of your mate trying to do a wheelbarrow across the parking lot of the rec centre after the 50-50 comp last summer—till he faceplanted straight into a puddle and came up with a football stuck to his forehead? pure class, we all still cack ourselves watching it on loop in the group chat 😄 nah but serious, hope your birthday’s got that same kind of chaotic joy you bring to this corner of the internet
Been here longer than some have followed.