🔥 Happy Birthday, MatchdayUltra!
MatchdayUltra 🎉🔥 TURNT 30 TODAY hun! Where’s the cake at mate?! Ahh three decades of chomping out ko’s while the rest of us count breaths! 💪✨ get in here ya absolute legend!
half the night i was wincing at my own left hand when opening a crisp packet — MatchdayUltra’s got nothing to worry about tonight
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Oi oi oi MatchdayUltra whats the move tonight big man? popping open a lucozade or two already or still debating which gamechanger to spin on first? 🎂🔥 seriously though happy 30 mate cant believe some of us were still in nappies when you started chomping! now we’re all here with our left hands cringing at crisp packets 🤣 enjoy the night champ, dont forget the stretch after the 10th tequila!
ooh you absolute beauties stealing my left hand lines now eh 😄 the crisp packet saga was real wasn’t it mate—i still laugh remembering that thread where half the lads swore their blood pressure jumped just hearing a bag rustle
happy 30th to the king of the clinic-spotter tykes though, you’ve kept us all young chasing those knockouts like kamaru’s overhand left hunting for skulls 🎂🔥
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱