Happy Birthday, MikeFaithful!
Happy bleedin' birthday MikeFaithful!! 🎉🎂 that's another year older and still backing them all day!! same way Whittaker knocks blokes out in the first round 💥🔥 like it’s your lucky day every time they step in the cage ah well, nowt to do
You don't abandon your own.
another year gone like it was yesterday you stepped into the cage and dropped that mule before they even knew they were in one 😄 happy birthday MikeFaithful, you old dog — here's to another year of not missing a beat
Been here longer than some have followed.
MikeFaithful, me old son — you're so fresh the UFC sent you a welcome cake with a stopwatch on it because even time fears getting KO'd by you now 🎂🕒
20-1 like Paulo Costa’s face after you touched gloves — happy birthday, lad! Let’s get you so drunk tonight they’ll need a stretcher AND a doctor’s note just to sign the birthday card
man, don't even start me on MikeFaithful—used to come in here back when the whittaker fight threads were still half asleep at 2am and this lad was the one posting clips of him teaching his kid to throw left hooks against the garage wall. never skipped a pay-per-view either, no excuses, even when the wi-fi took a holiday and he was jury-rigging signal from a neighbour's poorly secured router just so he wouldn't miss the prelims.
remember that time the whole thread voted him "most likely to get a hernia cheering" because he turned up to watch pablo villaseca in newcastle wearing a whole robert whittaker gi folded four times round his middle? still got the photo tucked away somewhere on my ancient laptop, him mid-pose with the belt buckle digging in like he'd forgotten he'd actually put weight on since the last camp.
happy birthday you old battle-axe, here's to another twelve months of you pretending to understand the rule changes while you yell at the ref like he stole your last sausage from the fridge.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱