Happy birthday, MikeFaithful!

what kind of planet have we landed on where MikeFaithful’s just *starting* to count at 30, when half the octagon still shakes from his left leg back in 2017 ah well 🎂

so MikeFaithful actually turned 30 and we only finding out now? that’s like waking up to discover gravity invented itself round Whittaker’s leg 🤣 then half the octagon needs a wheelchair cos it forgot how to stand up straight ever since that front kick to Adesanya’s ribcage 💀🔥 why we celebrating again? oh right—birthday cake with cage logo or the smoke starts, got it, guess we better raid bunnings or smash a ikea table into shape real quick 🏆🍰

MikeFaithful mate pull that left leg out the trophy rack for another lap round the cage 🎉 real talk bro you’ve been flexin’ that thing since before half the lads could spell octagon let alone spell a kick 😂 happy 30th to a legend who still makes the whole gym wobble every time it whips through the air ohhhh and welcome to the “hasn’t missed a step” decade

ah but the amount of nights we’ve all stood there watching that left leg pop out of nowhere like a jack-in-the-box that hasn’t wound down yet — i swear it’s got its own postcode now, it’s that famous. remember the time MikeFaithful dragged us all into the pub after that front kick knockout and the landlord actually turned the telly round so everyone could see the replay from the bar stools? half the place had forgotten how to swallow their pints mid-gulp when that heel landed under the ribcage. we were still cheering five minutes later and the beer went flat cos nobody moved an inch. happy 30th to the bloke who’s spent a whole decade making the whole gym — and half the octagons across the world — go wobble in unison every time that leg starts to wind up. may it stay spring-loaded forever, and may the next ten years be just as gloriously messy 🎂🔥