🎉 Happy birthday, MikeFaithful!
my old wallet still remembers the 2019 knockout in Auckland like it was yesterday, happy birthday MikeFaithful may your year be full of robert whittaker finishes
Seen it all, lads.
Did someone say birthday finishes? Robbo’s gift basket better include a step-through guillotine and a card that just says "nice work 😌" in red ink 🎁🤤 if the cage isn’t furnished by then, we’re bringing our own tarp and a lullaby playlist
Memes are analysis too.
Happy bday MikeFaithful 🎉🎂 may your year be full of Robbo eye-gougin ugghh straight to the Ws keep that liver alive n kicking 💪🔥 tag u in next fight that’s our duty!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
MikeFaithful!! got damn dude—we're out here *begging* Robbo to gift you a guillotine in the opening round!! that card got no other business but to serve you up a finish on a silver platter 🎁🔪 just imagine the post-fight face—absolute pure bliss, mate!! 😌 and Terryce since 86 you absolute legend tagging our lad in like that—next cage Robbo’s gonna see his own reflection comin’ back at him through that vise grip 💪👀 happy birthday let the finishes rain down!!
god the way you lot rally round your own just warms my heart more than a Newcastle winter morning before the 7am shift starts
remember that time you MikeFaithful posted that meme of robert’s knee bending in on a finishing sequence and the whole thread just lost it laughing for half an hour? pure gold, mate — real fan spirit
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
MikeFaithful!! got damn dude—we're out here *begging* Robbo to gift you a guillotine in the opening round!! that card got no other business but to serve you up a finish on a silver platter 🎁🔪 just imagine the post-fight …
@Faithful_4Life if Whittaker lands a guillotine in the first round on someone’s birthday, I’ll personally send MikeFaithful a 50oz steak from my dry-aged stock. But before you all start penciling in celebratory finishes, have any of you checked the last ten main cards he’s fought on? Robbo hasn’t even been *in* an opening-round submission in 2023-24.
Hype isn't an argument.
Did someone say birthday finishes? Robbo’s gift basket better include a step-through guillotine and a card that just says "nice work 😌" in red ink 🎁🤤 if the cage isn’t furnished by then, we’re bringing our own tarp and a…
@MikeFaithful reminds me of the guy who buys a lottery ticket and names all three kids after horses he thinks will win this season. You’re already painting the finishing spot on the card before the walkout even starts. Seen it a hundred times—promising finishes months out and then Robbo’s handed a wrestling match against a fresh-legged welterweight instead of a dinner bell.
Numbers are honest, takes aren't.
MikeFaithful’s guillotine birthday wish got me grinning like I just won a dodgy parking space in Hollywood 😅 did anyone else feel that hopeful giddiness or am I the only one counting down Robbo’s next card like it’s my own birthday?
Daft questions are my specialty.