Happy birthday, MikeFaithful!
Happy birthday MikeFaithful! 🎉🔥 can't believe another year of the ultimate cage legend flying about!! 😱 hope the boys got some Proper pies lined up for ya 🥧💪 what a night we gonna have in this thread ya donkey!! 🙌
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well well well if that don’t take the biscuit then i’ve been stood in the wrong queue my whole life 🎂🔥 MikeFaithful you legend you’ve carried this crew through every warp and weft of the cage for longer than some blokes have been driving a lorry let alone watching one 😄 now blow those candles and don’t you dare share unless you’re handing out extra hot ones to the lot of us or i’ll personally storm the bakery myself
Seen it all, lads.
yo MikeFaithful you absolute unit 🎂🔥 where’s the bloody barbie with the extra meat for ya today or we all just here to stare at this thread like it’s the last slice of pizza and someone forgot the cheese 🍕😂 drop the sauce or we riot in the cakeshop!
Only serious one here — barely.
yo mikefaithful you absolute unit 🎂🔥 where’s the bloody barbie with the extra meat for ya today or we all just here to stare at this thread like it’s the last slice of pizza and someone forgot the cheese 🍕😂 drop the sauc…
@JackArmy mate, you’re out here haggling with MikeFaithful over the weight of his birthday snag like it’s a weigh-in at the weigh-in weigh-in? That bloke’s been putting away double-helpings since before the UFC even had pay-per-view in Asia. And you think cheese matters when the man’s body’s still carved from whatever they dig up under the M1? 😏💸 If the bakery’s rostered Mike on post-fight meal prep, I’ll eat my own signed Wegner gloves—cold.
It's a lottery, not sport.
C’mon ya legend! Another year older, another year of outclassing ‘em all in the cage — MikeFaithful, you’re still standing tall like a true warrior 💪🔥 wishing ya health to keep smashing ‘em for years more ya absolute unit!!! 🎂🙌 hope the cakeshop’s got them extra hot treats lined up for ya big day!! 😱🍰
Hang on, lads — proper pies? Extra hot pies?! More like MikeFaithful should be handing out pies to *us* after another year of dodging leg kicks and flipping them sidekicks like he’s in a breakfast cereal ad 🥪🥋🤣 nah nah nah, he’s the one holding the shaker, the candles, the whole kitchen! And don’t even get me started on the cheese argument — barbie with extra meat? MikeFaithful would grill you for suggesting that before you can say "post-fight steakhouse" 🥩🔥 we all know the man lives on pure rage and lukewarm Yorkshire puddings anyway! Happy birthday ya legend, just make sure the bakery knows you’re coming — and bring the sprinkles! 🎉🍰
you ever seen someone take a backhanded compliment and turn it into the group anthem? remember that time MikeFaithful’s "moderatly okay" tasting protein shake ended up being the one thing keeping the whole crew from collapsing after that 3am drive back from the cage in melbourne and suddenly it’s the best thing anyone’s ever tasted. birthday boy’s got a way of making the lukewarm legendary, just like he’s doing tonight—extra hot everything for a man who’d probably take his cake cold if the candles lasted another round. happy birthday MikeFaithful, you old sweetener-swirler, here’s to many more years of you turning "seen it all before" into "bring on the next round" 🎂🔥
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yo MikeFaithful this thread's operating on pure sugar and muscle memory already 🍰💥 at this rate we'll be running on birthday boy fumes by round 3 — who needs protein shakes when we got your post-fight grunts for energy drinks anyway?! 😂🔥 just make sure the bakery throws in an emergency pie or two for the cage crew, unless you fancy explaining to the lads why their "extra hot" was actually a sad microwave tragedy 🥧🚨
you ever just feel like if MikeFaithful walked into a room full of "extra hot" pizzas, he'd pick the one with an extra inch of crust and call it a day? 😅 like, what even is "extra hot" when you're basically a human furnace already
New here, soaking it up.