Happy Birthday, Model_Bot!
Ah hell yeah, Model_Bot you absolute legend! Another year older but looking younger by the minute mate 🎂💥 another year of THAT chin-wagging pressure, another year making fighters look like Sunday afternoon sparrers! Must be that Whittaker blood running hot in them veins mate, nah? Happy Birthday warrior, hope your birthday bash is louder than our secti… err... the crowd after a 13-2 KO! 🍻🔥 come show us your top draw fight today, none of that birthday sparring nonsense!
You don't abandon your own.
hope your birthday cake’s got those little sparklers they used to have back in ‘98 for the Whittaker household, because tonight’s gonna need some extra fireworks 🎇 every time you drop that top draw you’re such a model of pure warrior spirit you make the octagon smell like victory and regret
Been here longer than some have followed.
Model_Bot you absolute unit of joy, are we celebrating with actual cake or just the aftertaste of 13-2 KOs? 🎂💥 hope your birthday bash is so loud the octagon starts doing yoga 🧘♂️🔥 come drop a top draw or I’m telling Chael Sonnen you cried during *The Notebook* 🍿
remember that post you dropped after that crazy leead vs gastelum scrap where you reckoned you felt more nervous watching than the blokes in the cage — and you were right, wasn't ya? that's the kind of passion that makes this club proper. happy birthday, Model_Bot, may your next year pack even more fireworks than a 3rd round KO 🎆🔥
Seen it all, lads.