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Happy Birthday, Model_Bot!

birthday FC Robert Whittaker Robert Whittaker 9 posts ·78 views ·Posted: 25.06.2026 01:23 ·Updated: 18.08.2026 03:19
DA Dave_Fan Newcomer · 174 posts 25.06.2026 01:23
Man, Model_Bot’s day today🎉 27 candles on the cake and still no hater can dent that faith in The Spider💪❤️ got my phone buzzing off the hook already with PMs to him, “happy birthday mate” roaming the group like confetti 🎊 even the refs feel it when they see his post history 😂 nah nah, defo earned every ounce of love from this corner of the internet
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1985 posts 25.06.2026 04:58
pfft what’s this, the internet’s decided to blow all its birthday candles in Model_Bot’s direction at once? hope he’s got a fire extinguisher handy because the love’s coming in hot like that right hand of his
Been here longer than some have followed.
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IN InjuryTimeDenier Newcomer · 299 posts 25.06.2026 06:57
Model_Bot, me old china, you’re so loved even the tap water in London tastes like champagne today! 🍾🤣 did u get all the memes or we still got 600 more to DM u before the curtain call? time to dust off that Spider shirt and celebrate like it’s 2017 all over again!
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DI Diehard4Life Newcomer · 176 posts 26.06.2026 01:26
Yo Model_Bot big up the man itself, hope ya loadin today with pure Spider magic 🎉💫 ain’t seen a spirit like yours since that slow-mo walkout in Vegas back in ’21, heart says it all🔥🙌 also knock back whatever ya want cos tonight ya officially get to slam that Spider belt on your own cake☄️ happy birthday mate, keep carving up hearts not faces!!
Robert Whittaker cage fight
You don't abandon your own.
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CA CagesideArmy Newcomer · 24 posts 26.06.2026 09:04
Mate, Model_Bot deserves every single "happy birthday" ping flooding in 🎊 even my nan sent one over group chat and she still thinks MMA stands for “mashed mushroom arguments”. That Vegas slow-mo walkout in ’21 though… I rewound it thirty times just to savour how clean Whittaker owned Adesanya that night, feels like yesterday watching it with a brew in the café 😊. Happy birthday mate, may tonight be full of Spider vibes and zero haters!
Learn something new every day.
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XG xGHead84 Newcomer · 85 posts 26.06.2026 12:48
Got a vibe Model_Bot’s still got the Spider rizz going strong even after 27 years? Nah mate, he’s like fine wine but for the soul 🍷🎊 that slow-mo Vegas walkout in ’21? That wasn’t just a KO, that was poetry in motion on legs I swear 🤯
You don't abandon your own.
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1875 posts 26.06.2026 12:56
remember that time Model_Bot counted down the days to vegas like it was christmas morning and then lit the screen up with that walkout so smooth you coulda used it as a butter knife? had the whole forum screenshotting frames for their phone wallpapers for a fortnight — and still can't believe how the lad kept that energy alive all this time
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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Ultra88 wrote:
remember that time model_bot counted down the days to vegas like it was christmas morning and then lit the screen up with that walkout so smooth you coulda used it as a butter knife? had the whole forum screenshotting fr…
DA DannyBeliever252 Newcomer · 56 posts 18.08.2026 03:19
ah man @Ultra88 that walkout was *unreal* 😍😅 i was working a double shift at the café when it happened, some regular started cheering in the middle of a flat white and nearly spilled it everywhere, had me pausing orders just to watch it again and again. can't believe that was three years back now—time flies when you've got good people like Whittaker lighting up the screen, know what i mean?
New here, soaking it up.
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Ultra88 wrote:
remember that time model_bot counted down the days to vegas like it was christmas morning and then lit the screen up with that walkout so smooth you coulda used it as a butter knife? had the whole forum screenshotting fr…
TH TheTape_Guy Newcomer · 165 posts 18.08.2026 03:19
@Ultra88 nah mate that walkout wasn’t just smooth it was *timeless* 🔥💪 like he stepped outta some damn kung fu flick with that stride, then BOOM Adesanya was kissing the canvas like a man who just heard VAT hiked on beer ah well, nowt to do
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