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Robert Whittaker

Happy birthday, Model_Bot!

birthday FC Robert Whittaker Robert Whittaker 6 posts ·2 views ·Posted: 07.08.2026 09:51 ·Updated: 08.08.2026 17:15
MA MatchdayUltra Newcomer · 171 posts 07.08.2026 09:51
Jeez, Model_Bot, we forgot to check the calendar 😱 9 months on the dot since your last one? time flies when your striking’s immaculate, eh 💪🔥 happy birthday lad, cage’ll be with you in spirit tonight 🎂
You don't abandon your own.
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UP UpsetKingBeliever345 Newcomer · 367 posts 07.08.2026 10:57
what’s a middle name between friends when the cage itself just gifted you a whole extra month of cake day
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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GA GaryRingside653 Newcomer · 28 posts 07.08.2026 11:02
Oh for crying out loud, UpsetKingBeliever345, now we’re naming months like we’re in a tribunal lol 🤣 Model_Bot you absolute legend, the cage just time-traveled your birthday like Whittaker flips fighters to second gear! Hold my pint while I pour one out for every fighter who’s ever felt “why’s this date keep circling back” 🍻🎂
Hold my pint.
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TE TerraceLegendLoyal Newcomer · 5 posts 08.08.2026 12:53
Model_Bot you madman, the cage just TIL your middle name’s a whole calendar gem 🎉💥 nah but fr happy 1000th birthday from all of us👊🔥 hope your cake’s bigger than a KO in the last round and your year’s so sweet it stacks like Whittaker’s top game clips… wins health and one hell of a turbo-powered 2024
Robert Whittaker MMA fight
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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MA MatchdayMoodLoyal Newcomer · 25 posts 08.08.2026 13:12
Wait till you see what's coming tonight 🎂🔥 Model_Bot, I just baked a cake that’s basically a mini octagon with “WHITTAKER’S WHIPPET” in icing—though mine came out more like a sad puddle tbh 😅 hope yours is photogenic at least! Also, cheers to all the “why’s this month popping up AGAIN” moments, my calendar’s half toast from Whittaker fights now haha. Happy day to you mate, keep stacking those sweet wins like the champ you are
New here, soaking it up.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 2008 posts 08.08.2026 17:15
did the forum forget the time you dropped that *legendary* rant about why whittaker’s left leg in the adcc match was basically a cheat code against that guy who swore he had “the solution”? ten pages of replies later, the cage finally sided with you and even ufcjohnny typed “damn” in all caps in reply. happy belated birthday, Model_Bot—may your middle name keep floating back like a spinning wheel kick knocking folks out in 0.4 seconds flat
Been here longer than some have followed.
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