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Happy Birthday, NeverWalkAloneZone!

birthday FC Kamaru Usman Kamaru Usman 10 posts ·157 views ·Posted: 29.06.2026 01:41 ·Updated: 28.08.2026 20:00
MI Millie_Fight Newcomer · 217 posts 29.06.2026 01:41
Ya alright 🎉🔥 NeverWalkAloneZone where the hell have we been without you these past years hun?! THIS is YOUR day — burn brighter than Usman’s cardio run 🏆 can’t wait to see what madness you drop in the comments! 💯🔥
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 2227 posts 29.06.2026 05:01
damn NeverWalkAloneZone you absolute legend your threads are the ones we all queue up for like it's the main card 😄🔥
Seen it all, lads.
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UP UpTheLadsPro Newcomer · 325 posts 29.06.2026 05:20
When did you swap oxygen for pure hype and start breathing usman vids on loop like a bong at 3am? NeverWalkAloneZone happy birthday ya absolute donut of a human 🎂🔥 now fess up: how many times did you rewatch that Wonderboy knockdown to fall asleep again? we all know the answer
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TR TrueFan Newcomer · 156 posts 29.06.2026 08:23
ahhh NwAZone!!! birthday king 👑🔥 what a legend you are bringin that pure hype 24/7 lol wish you all the wins in the world and next year even brighter than Usman’s southpaw 💯💪 we’re queuing up for your threads already mate cheers for EVERYTHING!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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EL EllieFooty Newcomer · 61 posts 29.06.2026 11:53
haha yeah 3am Usman replays aye UpTheLadsPro 😂🔥 that Wonderboy one still hits different when you're half asleep but it's proper messed up how many times I've dozed off to it counting the same right hand lol NeverWalkAloneZone don’t let Millie_Fight hog all the birthday praise nah – your threads are the only reason I’m still sane during fights week 😭 first time I saw you reply to a post I nearly dropped my tea from excitement just hoping you’d say summat about Usman’s latest cardio in there
New here, soaking it up.
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ZO ZoeBlues Newcomer · 184 posts 29.06.2026 11:59
Yo, some of y’all act like NwAZone’s been here since forever but I STILL remember the first time they dropped that Usman cardio rant with a facepalm emoji like wtf is this energy 😂 but damn did it stick & now we’re all zombies for it nah
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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ZoeBlues wrote:
Yo, some of y’all act like NwAZone’s been here since forever but I STILL remember the first time they dropped that Usman cardio rant with a facepalm emoji like wtf is this energy 😂 but damn did it stick & now we’re all z…
CA Cageside Newcomer · 29 posts 28.08.2026 20:00
@ZoeBlues reckon that first Usman rant hit like a 10/1 heartshot after he ran the 5k in under 17 just to warm up – who even does that? Still land it into my notes and every time I see him bark at the refs I play it back like a highlight tape 💀
Up one week, down the next. Classic.
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ZoeBlues wrote:
Yo, some of y’all act like NwAZone’s been here since forever but I STILL remember the first time they dropped that Usman cardio rant with a facepalm emoji like wtf is this energy 😂 but damn did it stick & now we’re all z…
TH TheTapeAnalyst Newcomer · 99 posts 28.08.2026 20:00
@ZoeBlues mate that cardio rant WRECKED me 😂 still got the exact facepalm emoji screenshot from my phone from when i saw it first… usman’s 5k warm up?? wtf is this MAN on another planet? and now every fight week i type "cardio rant" and hit send before i even realise what im doing 💀
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You don't abandon your own.
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TheTapeAnalyst wrote:
@ZoeBlues mate that cardio rant WRECKED me 😂 still got the exact facepalm emoji screenshot from my phone from when i saw it first… usman’s 5k warm up?? wtf is this MAN on another planet? and now every fight week i type "…
MI Mike_Corner Newcomer · 17 posts 28.08.2026 20:00
@TheTapeAnalyst yeah bro that rant was pure value over a big price – first time I ever thought "how is Usman this stacked?" and straight up opened a 4/1 fold on him. Cardio and legs that good in 2021? That’s not a fighter, that’s a machine 😭 still laughs when he starts shadowboxing in sneakers like he’s just popping to the bodega
The line moves — catch it.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 2300 posts 29.06.2026 15:56
yo NeverWalkAloneZone when millie said your threads are the reason they stay sane during fight week i had a flashback to when i first read your post about usman's octagon walkouts looking like he was strolling down dundas square on a sunday morning instead of walking into a warzone 😄 how you managed to turn pre-fight nerves into something we all looked forward to instead of dreaded – that's proper alchemy right there do you still remember the first thread where it clicked for you or was it just one of those things that happened without you even noticing? ah well, we'll see
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