HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NeverWalkAloneZone!

here’s to the man himself, still swinging like the hammer in a calico windmill that never slows down when he’s got his head on straight

25 candles and you still cling to the cage like a barnacle on a battlecruiser 😂 what even is your secret, mate—extra strength glue in the glove straps?

laughing my arse off every time i remember that post last year where you drew like six different angles of usman’s jab from top rope like some kind of deranged artist before a fight, proper artistry that was, and then fell off your chair laughing when someone said you looked like a middle-aged dad trying to imitate breakdancing on tiktok 😄 never walked alone through that sort of comedy, brother—classic