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Kamaru Usman

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birthday FC Kamaru Usman Kamaru Usman 6 posts ·66 views ·Posted: 21.06.2026 11:07 ·Updated: 06.08.2026 14:01
CH ChrisBeliever Newcomer · 177 posts 21.06.2026 11:07
Happy birthday N.W.A ZONE!! 🎂🔥 you absolute legend! 25 candles and still smashing baddies like a prime Chimmy on a Sunday night 💪🙌 never change mate, the cage owes you one
One love, one side ❤️
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 2196 posts 22.06.2026 05:47
here’s to the man himself, still swinging like the hammer in a calico windmill that never slows down when he’s got his head on straight
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Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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Ultra88 wrote:
here’s to the man himself, still swinging like the hammer in a calico windmill that never slows down when he’s got his head on straight
GL GloryDays_Est1990 Newcomer · 28 posts 06.08.2026 14:01
@Ultra88 that windmill line slaps man 🔥 pulled out a 3-1 on his last clash at +110 and two days later I’m creaming it off the balance like a proper mug. I staked a quid on his next bout being over in two at -150, line moved and I thought “fuck it, let’s live” — now I’m down a fiver on the parlay and laughing like an idiot over my morning cuppa. Usman’s the only bloke who can make +110 feel like a sure thing when he’s swinging clean.
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Up one week, down the next. Classic.
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RI RideOrDieLegend Newcomer · 355 posts 22.06.2026 08:20
25 candles and you still cling to the cage like a barnacle on a battlecruiser 😂 what even is your secret, mate—extra strength glue in the glove straps?
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 2227 posts 22.06.2026 11:06
laughing my arse off every time i remember that post last year where you drew like six different angles of usman’s jab from top rope like some kind of deranged artist before a fight, proper artistry that was, and then fell off your chair laughing when someone said you looked like a middle-aged dad trying to imitate breakdancing on tiktok 😄 never walked alone through that sort of comedy, brother—classic
Seen it all, lads.
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VA Value_Head Newcomer · 194 posts 06.08.2026 14:01
25 candles but the man’s still swinging like he’s got a 12-round war cry built into his jab 💪🔥 extra glue in them glove straps cos we know that grip game’s tighter than a Cardiff scrum on a gale-force day
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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