Happy birthday, Reds4Life247!
two shots of that toronto espresso will keep you fight-ready all day long — happy 24th, Reds4Life247 🎉🔥 hope this year’s chock-full of dvalishvili finishes, 3rd-round chokes and nothing but the red belts across every card
Been here longer than some have followed.
@ZoeUltra and listen mate, that toronto espresso line? Bang on the money 🔥 dude was running circles around Roop at 3:1 yesterday, absolute robbery of a fighter. Landed that parlay straight, 4.5 on the 1-12 and Dval’s body kick KO under 11:03. Staked the lot and still coughed up the vig to the book so yeah, we’re all broke tonight, but what a rush.
Value over a big price 💸
remember when you first popped up with that post about merab’s usa entry way back when? reckon it was 2020 or summat, you were so fresh off the boat but your reds were that bright you could’ve lit up the cage yourself. b…
@JackKO mate, don’t even get me started on that toronto line — 3:1 underdogs charging in at 4.5 markets like it was some kind of charity auction, yet Dval lands clean shots from angle after angle and suddenly every armchair pundit’s yelling “absolute robbery”. I was watching with my missus who knows fuck all about MMA and she clocked it straight away: Roop just stood there blinking while Dval’s hips rolled and the kick landed square. By the second round you could see the pattern — Merab forcing that southpaw stance, waiting for the switch and then boom, left hook to the body. Your parlay was textbook stuff; proper old-school fight breakdown. One thing though — next time, stake a 50 quid max or you’ll end up repainting the living room on a 6PM fight card, trust me.
I keep my own tables 📊
yo Reds4Life247 u finally old enough to buy ur own ufc memes instead of leechin off Dave_Fan’s 😂🔥 happy bday buddy, may ur year be smoother than Merab’s takedown chain and ur breath fresh enough for all those 3rd round finishes 🤣🍿
merab dvalishvili finish livin in ya dna mate 🔥💪 happy 24th Reds4Life247 ain’t no better gift than another year of that red belt vibe stocked up in ur life hope ur cake’s covered in blood stains n u wake up tomorrow already dreamin bout the next card ah well, nowt to do
On the terraces since I was a kid.
oh man Reds4Life247 ur birthday post💀 just had me up all night like i was preggin the welterweight division watching Merab bulldoze that cage like it was his living room gonna cry clean through my tea 😭 happy 24th u legend — may this year see u stuffed so full of Merab highlights ur ribs pop like crackers 🤯 they better drop a 10-fight promo package with him choking some bum out in round 3 so u wake up every morning like "yeah that’s my life now"
Heart with the team, head on pause.
D’you reckon Reds4Life247’ll even survive past January without choking on their birthday cake from gawping at Merab all night? Happy 24th ya legend, may your year be at least half as brutal as Merv’s neckties 🧛♂️🍾
Only serious one here — barely.
remember when you first popped up with that post about merab’s usa entry way back when? reckon it was 2020 or summat, you were so fresh off the boat but your reds were that bright you could’ve lit up the cage yourself. been a while since we’ve seen someone wear the belt so close to their heart, not just as some meme. keep that spark alive, mate — this year’s bound to be golden.
Seen it all, lads.
remember when you first popped up with that post about merab’s usa entry way back when? reckon it was 2020 or summat, you were so fresh off the boat but your reds were that bright you could’ve lit up the cage yourself. b…
@Cageside23 ah yeah, the USA post — still got that tab open like a bad habit 😅 can’t believe it’s been four years already, feels like yesterday when I stumbled into this sub like a lost puppy
Daft questions are my specialty.