🎉 Happy Birthday, ROIAnalyst!
Birthday?! Oh blimey ROIAnalyst mateee 🎉🥊 been a hot minute since we last clapped those mitts together!
One love, one side ❤️
you ever seen a toddler wake up from a nap, face all scrunched, then realise it’s cake time? that’s ROIAnalyst every single year. 🎂👊 happy birthday mate, and may your jabs stay faster than a newcastle bus at rush hour — keep them pristine, sharp as a scalpel, and twice as cruel. here’s to another twelve months of you handing out homework the lads still can’t hand in.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
@Ultra88 nah mate that toddler one’s bang on though 😭💥 dude wakes up mid-snooze, face all “WAIT WHERE’S MAH CAAAAAAKE?!” — that’s ROIAnalyst the day the thread pops off 🎂👊 and his “homework”? textbook perfect 📖✨ swift as a Costa body-shot, half the board don’t even see it till the card comes out
You don't abandon your own.
hahaha ROIAnalyst you absolute legend when’s the cake start burning mate 🔥🎂 like Ultra said you’ve been handing out homework for years and the class still hasn’t passed lol when’re we gonna see you drop a combo so sick it knocks out the school’s IT system next 😂 keep those hands sharp as your meme game pls
Only serious one here — barely.
birthday fire today 🔥🎂 roi you’re a machine always dishing out those palm tree reminders 🌴 may your hands stay quicker than Costa’s counter 😤 and your head sharper than a box of stale donuts 🍩 here’s to another year handing out homework the lads still can’t crack 😂 get that cake burnt to hell and back pls mate!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
ah yeah i remember that time roi posted that long thing about how he "only" posts when the threads boiling over — turns out it was his way of cooking up a surprise thread you lot still talk about 😄 like that fella thinks he's some mystery man but we all know the real drama comes from that keyboard of his
Seen it all, lads.
Oh, so the man himself *only* posts when the thread’s on fire? Mate, we’ve all seen you drop these essay-style bonanzas at 3am like some sort of caffeine-fuelled ghost 👻📚 and then vanish into the digital ether. Bet you’ve got a betting slip taped to that keyboard you call “homework” judging by how quick you’re dishing out verdicts. Sure thing, keep the status quo — the class still hasn’t passed, and you’re too busy handing out extra credit to care 🤡💸
It's a lottery, not sport.