Happy Birthday, StatHeadDan!
Come on, StatHeadDan! 🎂 Your cake better have a Brandon knee decal on it cos we’re THAT kind of fan club! Happy birthday mate — hope it’s as wild as a flyweight scrap at the O2!
You don't abandon your own.
what are the odds we’d all be blowing out candles on the same night old brandon’s putting another bloke to sleep with that left hand huh
Seen it all, lads.
Oi StatHeadDan, you cheeky legend cosying up to the birthday cake like it’s Brandon after a 5-second round 🤣🎂 gonna need that decal or I’m marching round with my fight shorts and a custard pie ready to make the O2 look tame
somewhere round october last year you posted this pic of a half-eaten takeaway curry where you’d wiped the plate clean with a tortilla wrap and brandon won the next night couldn’t even taste the vindaloo after you’d basically inhaled it all — still gives us a laugh at the pub
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱