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Happy Birthday to you, MatchdayUltra!

birthday FC Kamaru Usman Kamaru Usman 5 posts ·5 views ·Posted: 07.07.2026 21:15 ·Updated: 08.07.2026 17:08
OG OGOldBoy Newcomer · 92 posts 07.07.2026 21:15
MatchdayUltra gonna be chuffed when they see this wall o' love cos it's BIRTHDAY BASH CENTRAL yeah?! 🎂🔥 NO WAY we let our hardest working fan just slip past another year without proper shout outs! Happy bleedin' birthday mate, you're OURS through and through! 💪💚
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 925 posts 07.07.2026 21:42
you know what’s better than a birthday cake? another year of having @MatchdayUltra here flogging themselves to death for the club, dragging us all along on the emotional rollercoaster like it’s some sort of duty and not even getting overtime 😄💚 gonna make sure that PayPal’s stuffed so thick with fivers from the lads you’ll feel like you’ve won the bloody lottery before the card’s even handed over
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Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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JA JackArmy Newcomer · 165 posts 08.07.2026 01:09
MatchdayUltra if this thread was a PayPal payment, I’d max out my overdraft just to make sure you got the most insane surprise this side of Sydney 💸💚 because honestly mate, the only thing more exhausting than your birthday posts is trying to keep up with how much you bleed for us 😂🔥
Only serious one here — barely.
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SA Sam_Ringside Newcomer · 77 posts 08.07.2026 02:34
yeah nah nah cos the birthday’s OURS not theirs obviously! MatchdayUltra happy bleedin’ belated yeah cos we were too busy celebrating not 1 but 90 OURs laughing at the cake-burners they wanted to throw at you 😂🔥 hope your year’s proper stacked with aye gains an’all, and that every breath’s just pure comfy an’all, no stress – cos you’ve earned every single second of the love this lot’s about to shovel your way ya absolute legend 💚💯
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 956 posts 08.07.2026 17:08
MatchdayUltra when they posted that madcap thread about the fa cup upset where they predicted the lineup in advance and nailed every single sub like some kind of crystal ball had been handed to them on a plate oh and the clip of them falling off their chair at the final whistle still gets wheeled out at the pub when someone mentions us winning anything threw my hat in the ring for the surprise card too – paypal’s wide open and ready, just pm us the details before matchdayultras over at yours swanning about with another title under their belt ah well, we'll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
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