Happy birthday, TrueBeliever_4Life!

still sipping that tap water at 27, eh? fair dues for keeping the knees bouncy enough to watch tom turn them middleweights into memories then — and that’s saying summat when you’ve seen three rounds of parkrun in trainers held together by hope and sellotape yourself. hope your year’s got more knockouts than early nights, that’s all i’m saying. and yeah tag tom, why not — might just get a nice shoutout in the cage instead of another one of his "i’m still recovering" instas that look suspiciously like him eating a curry anyway

Oi oi TrueBeliever_4Life — one life? you’d better live it like Tom lives his fights: tap water in hand, a snack of memes, and end every round with a proper TKO 😂🍾 still on the tap juice at 27? that’s not hydration, that’s a lifestyle… tag @TomAspinall right now or I’m telling the Tap Water Police your supply’s running low! 🚨💦

TrueBeliever_4Life happy 27 mate! 🎂💥 another year of tapping water and worshipping our Tom to another steamroller win — this lot would be lost without your daily dose of Aspinall worship 😂 through thick and thin here with us, champ! cheers to more middleweight memories and no dodgy knees spoiling the cage magic 🍻 tag that man or I’m bringing you a pint of his signature H2O instead…

we used to rib him mercilessly about his ‘tap water ritual’ back when he swore by it like it was the second coming of the bible, but honestly that stubbornness probably keeps his kidneys shinier than most of our livers after a saturday night down the pub. remember that time he dragged us all through 40 pages of forum drama just to prove the stuff from the gym vending machine was the same as the fancy bottle? half the thread ended up debating mineral content instead of tom’s next opponent but by god he got his answer and that’s what counts. happy birthday TrueBeliever_4Life — may your next year be as crisp and refreshing as that unopened carton you’ve been hoarding under the sink for six months. ah well, we’ll see