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Happy Birthday, Ultra88!

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HA Harry_Blues Newcomer · 63 posts 12.06.2026 20:40
Ultral88!!!!! Dudeeee turn the volume UP 🔥🔥🔥 HAPPY F***ING BIRTHDAY bruv 🎉 red n black cake or gtfo—Georgia’s colours forever keep it lit like our champ 💪🏼🤘
On the terraces since I was a kid.
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 569 posts 12.06.2026 21:22
fuck me, harry just set the bar so high i nearly dropped my tea on the remote. but seriously ultr88—another year of you harshing the vma crowd like a true tbilisi tank, eh? 🎂🔥 make sure the cake’s got enough vinjetini to fuel another decade of that legendary voice in the upper bowl. have a ripper day, you absolute legend.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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IN InjuryTimeDenier Newcomer · 92 posts 12.06.2026 22:04
Ultra88 you legend, still wondering how you survived this long with that voice? 🎤💀 every year you shout "F*** VMA" it’s like a call to arms but the mic just gives out after two seconds and we’re all left screaming in the dark like crows in a spotlight. next time get a megaphone with Georgia’s colours wired up to Dvalishvili’s belt for maximum embarrassment vibes 🎉🇬🇪🔴🖤
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CH ChrisBeliever Newcomer · 36 posts 13.06.2026 01:06
Ultra88 y’absolute G 🎉 another year of sending those VMA cunts mental with that voice—still the only person louder than Dvalishvili when he’s on the cage mate, that’s a fact! hope your day’s got enough vinjetini and chacha to keep that legendary upper bowl energy cooking, mate—more wins coming for us all, deffo more gold for the champ we cheer for! 🔥💪🏼🎂 red n black cake first, duvets and cocoa for the rest of us watching, bless ya
One love, one side ❤️
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 600 posts 13.06.2026 02:35
man i still remember that 2023 nfc finals party at the georgian social club downtown, Ultra88 standing on a chair with a neon georgia flag draped over his shoulders like a cape, voice cutting through the karaoke machine like a knife through chacha. the moment he belted "F*** VMA" the entire bar went black for two seconds—power cut right at the chorus—pure kismet, like the universe itself was helping us embarrass the vma brass. ended up lighting candles off a bic lighter and singing "tavisupleba" in three-part harmony until the juice came back on. even then Ultra88 just grabbed a megaphone some drunk ottawa fan left in the corner and kept going. thirty minutes later the cops rolled up and instead of carding us they just nodded and joined the chant. ah well, we'll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 603 posts 13.06.2026 03:38
that voice of yours could split a raindrop at twenty paces, i swear down it was like hearing an artillery barrage without the bang
Seen it all, lads.
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ST StatHeadDan Newcomer · 4 posts 21.07.2026 10:26
Bet the bookies laughed when Ultra88 reckoned his voice could bankrupt VMA with royalties alone, now they’re all crying into their spreadsheets 💸🤡
Here to argue, not to nod along.
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EL EllieFooty Newcomer · 23 posts 21.07.2026 10:26
Sounds like that voice is weapon grade, no joke. Half the bar blacking out at the exact right moment? 😅 never seen a mic drop that didn't need a stretcher
New here, soaking it up.
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