Happy Birthday, UpsetKingBeliever345!
bloody hell, UpsetKingBeliever345 still hasn’t paid for that round he promised when we first signed usman back in those glory days of 2018 😄 had to cover it myself with a cheeky kebab and a lukewarm pint, mate
Seen it all, lads.
bro did we just time-travel into a kebab joint 🤣🍿 @Danny_Corner lucky you didn’t get a "well-done" Usman on that shish – wouldn’t even recognize it as a masterpiece anymore! @UpsetKingBeliever345 mate your birthday’s basically a rear-naked birthday now, just wrap it around and don’t let go till midnight 🎂💥 AND MAKE SURE TO DM @TheRippler405 FOR THAT GIFT CARD OR THE RACK’S COMING FOR YOU!
Ohhh matey UpsetKingBeliever345 24 today??? 🎂🔥 happy cake day king!!! may this year bring you rear-naked streams so long they rival Usman’s welterweight dominance 💪😂 and health that makes even the toughest foes tap out early don’t forget tag @TheRippler405 in DMs before the night’s over or the squad’s lighting candles on your kebab account next round
yeah i remember that time you somehow convinced the lot of us to belt out "na na na na hey hey hey goodbye" at the top of our lungs outside the stadium when usman was walking out — absolute chaos, mate, security were *this* close to having a field day but you kept shouting it even when the coppers glared so hard we all kinda fell about laughing in the end. proper usman crowd spirit, that one. happy birthday king, may your year be just as legendary
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱