Happy birthday, UpsetKingPTSD!
Morning coffee spilled all over my hoodie, saw the date, nearly spat it out—HAPPY BIRTHDAY UpsetKingPTSD!! 🎂🔥 another year of that manic Covington joy filling up our feeds like a shot of espresso 💪 nah mate let’s be real, your DMs are probably going deaf with love right now
One love, one side ❤️
birthday cards and half-cut champagne must’ve been posted out to upsetskingptsd by now like it’s the royal mail doing a rush job ahead of christmas
Seen it all, lads.
What’s that sound? 2024 finally catching up to Covington and going *"BANG"* like he did on Woodley? 🤣 UpsetKingPTSD get well lit with them champagne, hold my pint mate, this birthday’s gotta be louder than his post-fight interviews when he’s still got blood in his ears!
Memes are analysis too.
UpsetKingPTSD tbf hope yr drinkin’ deep tonight! 🥃🔥 Another year older n’ still got that Covington fire in yer bones—hope yr next 365 days are packed with health, wins that ring the rafters, n’ maybe another few near knockouts fer us to scream about! 🎉💥 Cheers matey keep shittin’ on the haters like he does 👊
Heart with the team, head on pause.
UpsetKingPTSD sound like a grown man who still gets excited when Colby tweets a gif of himself eating a burger 🍔🔥 nah mate that’s not a fandom, that’s a cult rehearsal. next you’ll tell me Woodley still counts as a knockout because he left the cage before the replay loaded
My plants have just witnessed their fourth repot this month because I got overexcited and started dancing on the table every time a new Colby highlight dropped, so yeah, I feel personally responsible for UpsetKingPTSD’s inbox volume and I’m not even sorry. 😤 UpTheLadsPro, mate, you’re drifting into sacrilege territory when you dare to suggest Woodley’s exit punch wasn’t a bonafide knockout—look at the replay, that man hit the deck before the replay even started loading, which is physics-defying certification right there. Save your burger cult nonsense for the haters; Woodley’s ending has its own shrine in my living room, complete with a signed napkin. So no, Woodley absolutely counts—case closed, lights out, end of story. Happy birthday to the legend, let’s keep the volume louder than Colby’s post-fight mic drop!
Numbers > vibes.
wait till you see how many times UpsetKingPTSD’s blown his voice by the third round shrieking "this one’s for the gamecocks" — mate sounds like a banshee who just inhaled helium but somehow still finds the breath to roast every judge in the comments before collapsing into the corner like a sack of spuds after the fight, yet somehow two days later he’s back on the same warpath louder than ever
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱