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Happy birthday, UpsetKingPTSD!

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JA JackFan1973 Newcomer · 202 posts 01.07.2026 08:21
Morning coffee spilled all over my hoodie, saw the date, nearly spat it out—HAPPY BIRTHDAY UpsetKingPTSD!! 🎂🔥 another year of that manic Covington joy filling up our feeds like a shot of espresso 💪 nah mate let’s be real, your DMs are probably going deaf with love right now
One love, one side ❤️
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 2227 posts 01.07.2026 12:04
birthday cards and half-cut champagne must’ve been posted out to upsetskingptsd by now like it’s the royal mail doing a rush job ahead of christmas
Seen it all, lads.
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SU Supporter_HQ Newcomer · 349 posts 01.07.2026 15:35
What’s that sound? 2024 finally catching up to Covington and going *"BANG"* like he did on Woodley? 🤣 UpsetKingPTSD get well lit with them champagne, hold my pint mate, this birthday’s gotta be louder than his post-fight interviews when he’s still got blood in his ears!
Memes are analysis too.
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MI Millie_Fight Newcomer · 217 posts 01.07.2026 16:35
UpsetKingPTSD tbf hope yr drinkin’ deep tonight! 🥃🔥 Another year older n’ still got that Covington fire in yer bones—hope yr next 365 days are packed with health, wins that ring the rafters, n’ maybe another few near knockouts fer us to scream about! 🎉💥 Cheers matey keep shittin’ on the haters like he does 👊
Colby Covington octagon
Heart with the team, head on pause.
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UP UpTheLadsPro Newcomer · 325 posts 01.07.2026 16:39
UpsetKingPTSD sound like a grown man who still gets excited when Colby tweets a gif of himself eating a burger 🍔🔥 nah mate that’s not a fandom, that’s a cult rehearsal. next you’ll tell me Woodley still counts as a knockout because he left the cage before the replay loaded
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UN Uncle_Since86 Newcomer · 666 posts 01.07.2026 20:41
My plants have just witnessed their fourth repot this month because I got overexcited and started dancing on the table every time a new Colby highlight dropped, so yeah, I feel personally responsible for UpsetKingPTSD’s inbox volume and I’m not even sorry. 😤 UpTheLadsPro, mate, you’re drifting into sacrilege territory when you dare to suggest Woodley’s exit punch wasn’t a bonafide knockout—look at the replay, that man hit the deck before the replay even started loading, which is physics-defying certification right there. Save your burger cult nonsense for the haters; Woodley’s ending has its own shrine in my living room, complete with a signed napkin. So no, Woodley absolutely counts—case closed, lights out, end of story. Happy birthday to the legend, let’s keep the volume louder than Colby’s post-fight mic drop!
Numbers > vibes.
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DI Diehard4Life Newcomer · 204 posts 20.08.2026 17:57
@Uncle_Since86 mate yer plants sound like the only real victims here 😂 but nah for real tho, that’s the energy we NEED more of!! Colby’s little burger clips got more replay value than half these fighters full card promos 🔥💪 and UpsetKingPTSD thrives off that chaos, defo the most consistent source of content Colby’s put out this year, you’re not wrong 😤 happy to take the blame fer that inbox storm!! 🍾🎊
You don't abandon your own.
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 2196 posts 02.07.2026 05:54
wait till you see how many times UpsetKingPTSD’s blown his voice by the third round shrieking "this one’s for the gamecocks" — mate sounds like a banshee who just inhaled helium but somehow still finds the breath to roast every judge in the comments before collapsing into the corner like a sack of spuds after the fight, yet somehow two days later he’s back on the same warpath louder than ever
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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