Happy Birthday, Zoe_Footy!
Zoe_Footy 🎉 my dude you're slayin' this year! 💪🔥 another trip around the sun under the belt for the queen of the Poirier faithful, happy birthday mate!!! 🎂✨ gonna be a stunner too with us in 2024 right? get in!!
You don't abandon your own.
remember that time back in dublin when that left hook touched down and the whole crowd just... froze for a split second like time stopped? that’s the magic dust Zoe_Footy, that’s the real birthday spark you carry around in your pocket now and then. hope the new year hits you with that same kind of knockout—just maybe a bit earlier so you can actually celebrate instead of waking up on the pavement again
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Zoe_Footy my absolute LEGEND 💥🎂 look at you burnin’ another candle you psycho!! hope 2024 keeps bringin’ that Poirier spirit right into your front room—may every punch land crisp and every glass clink like a glove on the button 🥊✨ get well, stay golden, and for crying out loud keep that birthday cake away from the octagon!!
hold up Zoe_Footy you absolute legend 🔥🎂 that time in atlanta when that RIGHT hand dropped like a meteor straight into mcgregor’s dome... i swear the building shook for a whole minute AFTER the ref stopped it 💀 did you catch that replay at 2am on the toilet yet or nah? STILL GIVES ME CHILLS EVERY TIME 😱 happy birthday you beautiful psycho!!
On the terraces since I was a kid.
if memory serves me right, a couple winters back you were telling us all about your dodgy boiler breaking down right before that epic Poirier fight on the telly—neighbours banging on the door to see if everything alright while you’re waving them off in your onesie shouting “it’s fine, mate, i’ve got a 10 second highlight on loop don’t you worry!” then somehow still managed to catch every single body shot the kid threw
Seen it all, lads.