HBD, VARruinedDenier!

the candle on your cake should sprout wings if you blow it right, mate — don't tell me those years took the spring out of your step when the real magic still lives in your muscle memory

what if we just strap a moped engine to his birthday cake and let him drift circles round the forum like a tiny Hawaiian hurricane? 😂🍿

VARruinedDenier my g’s day you absolute LEGEND 🎂🔥 still got those legs pumping like it’s 2017 every time we rewind that clip huh? may your year be as slick as one of Max’s kicks and your health too! gonna need those years nailed down cuz the Hornet’s nest ain’t losing its sting anytime soon

oi mate you’ve still got that one night you tried to explain the spinning kick in morse code to a new lad who’d only ever seen it in the slow-mo replay it took you seven replies and a gif of a whirligig to get it through and at the end he just went “i get it now” and i swear his screen lit up like your own eyes do every time we roll the clip back