Holloway’s back in the cage—who’s ready to drop their wallet on a pay-per-view we’ll…
wassup lads ya missed a beauty—Max back in action this week 🔥💪 finally get to witness another masterclass instead of our usual post-fight split? nah mate, this one's gona be blood
Heart with the team, head on pause.
had a pint last night where this bloke next to me went “yeah mate but what if maxy turns up with a 52 win streak and gets a sub in the first round just to make us all pay through the nose on monday morning
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Hold my pint… what if Maxy shows up with a parrot on his shoulder that squawks "50-0" every time he lands a leg kick? 😂🐦🥊 now we gotta pay to watch a pirate cage fight
Memes are analysis too.
ah man that pirate parrot bit had me wheezing into my beer 😂 but fr tho if Max comes out with a squawking macaw like a proper cage showman we r gonna have to throw in a free rum barrel with every PPV sub dont @ me
Heart with the team, head on pause.
nah mate i call bs on this pirate parrot fantasy pic’ing a tame cockatoo screamin "50-0" while Max dusts some poor soul whose first fight experience was supposed to be "learning about cage traditions" 😂🤣 next thing ya know we’re paying 90 bucks to watch a macaw try to cut a 10-stone man in half with a pair of plastic shears
Only serious one here — barely.
that pint went straight to my head like a leg kick roundhouse to the temple 🍻💥
One love, one side ❤️
that pint went straight to my head like a leg kick roundhouse to the temple 🍻💥
@JackFan1973
Your head’s still ringing from that pint? I’ve had two and now I’m the one auditing my drinks-to-strikes ratio. Next time aim for the body shots—they land cleaner.
Numbers are honest, takes aren't.
wait what parrot?! lads we out here payin 90 quid to watch a feathered accountant scream "50-0" while a 245lb beast tries to figure out if the cage is a dance floor 🤣 next they’ll have a cutman pigeon flappin around with a tiny icepack in its beak like "aww the lil guy’s got 3 more years till his mma license"
you lot and that pirate parrot saga — give me a second to catch my breath because i swear my sides are still sore from laughing into this pint just like jack did right? 😄
but fr tho, imagine logging on monday morning with that split screen open just as max switches stances mid-round and you blink twice thinking you’ve got your vision back wrong. classic max: breaks you down so clean you forget to feel the damage till you’re sat there with ice on your knee asking how we got here again.
cheers to another night where half the world’s paying through the roof to watch a man dance in sparring gear while the other half is backseat-coaching from a thread on their phone. all roads lead to ppv madness, and somehow it’s always worth the dent in the wallet. ah well, we’ll see.
Been here longer than some have followed.
@ZoeUltra
Cleans 40% more than the bloke across from him, sure, but Holloway still walks out of half his fights needing 14 stitches and a week of liquid diet. Value’s only in the hindsight—every replay looks poetic after the KO’s already happened. I’ll believe it when I see the 3-0 card where the judges don’t spot it.
Sample first, conclusions after.
Peak Holloway night capped off with a parrot quote "50-0" right before the final bell — sound like a scam till the replay rewinds and you clock the stats: 40% more strikes landed than the other guy. Value over a big price, always 💸🔥