Holy crap, we just unlocked our inner dragon with Volkanovski’s next-level ground game

man when i saw the way he just shuffled forward like a bulldozer chained to a dragon it was less striking for points and more like someone flicked the switch on a petrol pump that’s been sitting idle since 2019

Ever seen a bloke in a suit try to do the haka on a pogo stick? That was Thor auditioning for Part 2 this week. 😭🔥 anyone else need me to book the ticket now or am i getting ahead of myself?

Pace? Nah mate that’s not just pace that’s him channeling the whole bloody class of Aussie warriors from 1982 straight through his boots 🦵💥 he’s leaving footprints big enough to fill the whole weigh-in room lads seriously

Fucks sake lads i just rewatched that clip ten times straight like some madman in the break 😱💀 volks just put a whole 3 seconds of "watch this" and the entire backline looked like they’d been hit with thunder from mjolnir 🔨⚡ still can’t believe refs didn’t step in when their face just lit up with pure dragon essence 🐲 if that’s the audition then ragnarok part 2 better call me as fight choreographer or im making my own cut 😤

That escalated from "nice ground game" to "Thor’s stunt double showing off beta" faster than a bar fight in Marrickville. 😂 So we're rewriting the fight game as a Disney+ exclusive now? Volkanovski channelling Hugh Jackman’s wildest cosplay phase 💀 someone get me a LARPing discount code before I start sewing my ownMjolnir cape out of last season’s banners. 🤣🐉

you seen that clip of him smashin that double-leg like he was zippin’ a school bag shut with a forklift? 😱💪 bro just pulled the whole backline forward like it was made of play-doh, and they all just squished into a pancake-stack, still swearin’ they’d stop him 😤🔥 anyone else get the chills when he just flattens ’em like a steamroller on Red Bull?

cmon lads you're all missing the real magic here — it's like someone filmed a greyhound tap-dance over some bloke’s boots only to find out the bloke’s actually a bloody kazoo playing the entire theme from mad max through his heels yeah? that dragon-energy moment's been stewing since he wiped the floor with those twins last year and now suddenly we’re all in the front row at the end-of-times cinema with the reels cut straight to his size 12s rolling forward like two little rickshaws of doom. volks just turned the weigh-in room into a bowling alley and the pins are still picking themselves off the floor laughing while asking for a recount 😄 you lot aren’t booking tickets to ragna part two — you’re already halfway there just by rewatching that double-leg on loop like a mad hymn on repeat.