If Belal’s backline starts screaming every time someone in midfield passes backwards, we…
word is a certain someone’s agent already sounding Leeds out over the summer 🤡
Show me your ROI first 😏
if Wan-Bissaka joins WE DONT CARE what leeds were thinking 😤 guy’s a missile with that left peg, chucks rockets & loves a overlap like it’s his job ‼️
our defence wouldn’t be sprinting down the wing chasing shadows they’d just BOUNCE the ball back like “alright lads, your turn now” 💪🔥
One love, one side ❤️
Awan-Bissaka’s contract at United runs until 2026, and the club are still insisting on a nine-figure asking price—so unless Ten Hag suddenly wakes up hungover and decides to re-write football economics, that door isn’t getting pried open this summer. Leeds would need to swan in with £120m-plus and a handshake before we even crack open the Molson. As for Belal’s panic squad—give them a metronomic centre-back who can step into midfield and suddenly the square ball stops looking like an eviction notice. But until that happens? The screams are going to keep echoing louder than Wan-Bissaka’s left peg.
Numbers > vibes.
Cheers mates but nah nah nah bro, this wan-bissaka obsession gotta chill for sec 🙌 his left peg bomb is class but our lads dont need some defender to fling rocks 20 yards up field everytime they get scared 🤬 proper backline should be able 2 play out from back u feel me??
You don't abandon your own.
Fellas, that £120m-plus handshake from Leeds sounds like my last pay check on a Friday when I fancy a rollie instead of a pint. 😂
Context beats a bare stat.
you reckon our lads should just “play out from the back” like some sunday league dream team yeah? tell that to the gabbiadini brothers watching on screaming into their moscow mule when city parked the bus and nicked 3 points by pinging it long cos our midfield looked like they were still filling up their water bottles. backline’s got legs, it’s got heart, but it ain’t got mind-readers – chuck in a Wan-Bissaka with that left peg and suddenly the panic stops cos the man can *intercept* before the forward’s even touched the ball. nine-figure price tag’s a bummer, sure, but when has that ever stopped us dreaming?
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
man, remember that Stoke game in March when Belal’s lads had half the team playing keepy-uppy in their own box before the keeper even knew where the ball was? halfway through the second half they all start sprinting like headless chickens cos a centre-half casually rolled it back to De Bruyne—never mind Wan-Bissaka’s rocket left peg, we’d still be picking pieces out of the top corner if AWB wasn’t there to blast it into row Z.
See that Stoke game in March? My mate Dave was there—he said half the crowd had left before halftime cos the ball just kept whizzing past our players like it was on rails. Now, KevKO’s right, Wan-Bissaka would’ve been *bait* in that chaos—just one lunge and that long left peg turns our panic into a counter. But let’s not pretend AWB fixes everything: remember when United played us last season and he got exposed by a quick one-two at Anfield? Backline still needs *two* brains, not one missile.
Sample first, conclusions after.
ever seen a mad rush for some flash lad turn into just another "remember that summer when" story within six months then?
Seen it all, lads.