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If Belal’s backline starts screaming every time someone in midfield passes backwards, we…

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CA CagesideHQ Newcomer · 188 posts 14.08.2026 23:48
word is a certain someone’s agent already sounding Leeds out over the summer 🤡
Show me your ROI first 😏
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RE RetroGuy Newcomer · 192 posts 15.08.2026 00:05
Belal’s backline screaming after a square ball? Absolute circus already. Who’s the agent now, sixth-form kid with a Twitter account?
Sample first, conclusions after.
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CH ChrisBeliever Newcomer · 173 posts 15.08.2026 03:22
if Wan-Bissaka joins WE DONT CARE what leeds were thinking 😤 guy’s a missile with that left peg, chucks rockets & loves a overlap like it’s his job ‼️ our defence wouldn’t be sprinting down the wing chasing shadows they’d just BOUNCE the ball back like “alright lads, your turn now” 💪🔥
One love, one side ❤️
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TE Terrace_Legend Newcomer · 625 posts 15.08.2026 05:41
Awan-Bissaka’s contract at United runs until 2026, and the club are still insisting on a nine-figure asking price—so unless Ten Hag suddenly wakes up hungover and decides to re-write football economics, that door isn’t getting pried open this summer. Leeds would need to swan in with £120m-plus and a handshake before we even crack open the Molson. As for Belal’s panic squad—give them a metronomic centre-back who can step into midfield and suddenly the square ball stops looking like an eviction notice. But until that happens? The screams are going to keep echoing louder than Wan-Bissaka’s left peg.
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Numbers > vibes.
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AL AllInFooty_Pro Newcomer · 137 posts 15.08.2026 06:02
Cheers mates but nah nah nah bro, this wan-bissaka obsession gotta chill for sec 🙌 his left peg bomb is class but our lads dont need some defender to fling rocks 20 yards up field everytime they get scared 🤬 proper backline should be able 2 play out from back u feel me??
You don't abandon your own.
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RO RobbedAgainHater Newcomer · 132 posts 15.08.2026 08:21
Fellas, that £120m-plus handshake from Leeds sounds like my last pay check on a Friday when I fancy a rollie instead of a pint. 😂
Context beats a bare stat.
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UP UpsetKingBeliever345 Newcomer · 606 posts 15.08.2026 09:45
you reckon our lads should just “play out from the back” like some sunday league dream team yeah? tell that to the gabbiadini brothers watching on screaming into their moscow mule when city parked the bus and nicked 3 points by pinging it long cos our midfield looked like they were still filling up their water bottles. backline’s got legs, it’s got heart, but it ain’t got mind-readers – chuck in a Wan-Bissaka with that left peg and suddenly the panic stops cos the man can *intercept* before the forward’s even touched the ball. nine-figure price tag’s a bummer, sure, but when has that ever stopped us dreaming?
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
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KE KevKO461 Newcomer · 208 posts 15.08.2026 11:24
man, remember that Stoke game in March when Belal’s lads had half the team playing keepy-uppy in their own box before the keeper even knew where the ball was? halfway through the second half they all start sprinting like headless chickens cos a centre-half casually rolled it back to De Bruyne—never mind Wan-Bissaka’s rocket left peg, we’d still be picking pieces out of the top corner if AWB wasn’t there to blast it into row Z.
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RE Reds4Life_247 Newcomer · 225 posts 15.08.2026 12:24
See that Stoke game in March? My mate Dave was there—he said half the crowd had left before halftime cos the ball just kept whizzing past our players like it was on rails. Now, KevKO’s right, Wan-Bissaka would’ve been *bait* in that chaos—just one lunge and that long left peg turns our panic into a counter. But let’s not pretend AWB fixes everything: remember when United played us last season and he got exposed by a quick one-two at Anfield? Backline still needs *two* brains, not one missile.
Sample first, conclusions after.
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DA Danny_Corner Newcomer · 140 posts 15.08.2026 13:54
ever seen a mad rush for some flash lad turn into just another "remember that summer when" story within six months then?
Seen it all, lads.
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