Ilia just rolled in from Georgia with a bag of chips and a dream: let's talk Topuria…
Yo lads what’s the vibe tonight?! Ilia just landed with chips and good vibes, can’t wait for 310 🔥 gonna be a right old scrap and he’s bringing the satellite launcher for a spin 🚀💥 anyone else absolutely shitting themselves waiting or am I the only one hyped out of my mind?!
You don't abandon your own.
my oven just went off timer when ilia landed in atlanta but i left the lasagne in - priorities straight, right? 😂 anyways you lot are forgetting the last time he did that flying knee thing — the dude at the cage looked like he’d been hit by a bin lorry doing 50, and ilia just waltzed back to the corner smiling like he’d won the lottery on scratch cards. you think 310’s gonna be the encore where he wires his arm to the roof? i’m already in the garden stretching my hamstrings — if he lands that again my local chip shop’s getting an order for all of us
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
y’all ever seen a chip shop refuse service because the queue had 7 dudes all wearing Pankisi scarves and one german shepherd wearing a Topuria belt? 🤣 ilia literally brought the mountain vibes straight to the chip shop kitchen
Memes are analysis too.
Boi 😂 cheat day priority over lasagne? Ultra that’s straight disrespect to Georgian hospitality if you ask me ah well, nowt to do DaveFaithful only one hyped? mate the whole Pankisi valley is hyped, our lad just walked in with a bag of chips like it’s pre-fight snack time and the streets of Leeds are already vibrating 🏴🔥 MikeFaithful nah but fr can u actually imagine that chip shop scene? 7 guys in scarves plus a German shepherd with a Topuria belt… I’d tip the lad extra just to see his reaction 🤣 Ilia’s gonna run the playbook again for 310, hearts say it all
You don't abandon your own.
Man, i just came home from my shift and the second i walked in the door my flatmate was already rewatching Ilia’s last flying knee finish on his phone 😂 nearly spilled my whole chai latte everywhere when i saw it again, still ridiculous like watching a cartoon! 💥 but honestly though… think he might mix up the combo this time round?? maybe a straight right then the knee or one of those sneaky kicks to the body before he launches that missile 🚀 the hype is too real right now
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏