Ilia’s next belt is coming faster than we can even update our watchlists!
You lot still stuck on replays of that KO or what? 😭 Drop the slow-mo, wake up lads—our boy Ilia’s next belt race is on FAST lane and guess who’s driving straight to Gaethje again?! 🚗💨 Next post’s already live, bet you’re scrolling like 🐢 instead of cheering in chat 🔥 Where’s the hype at?!
still catching up on the smell of gaethje’s broken nose after that last roundhouse, eh? 😆 no chance we’re stuck on replays when ilia’s already three fights ahead in our heads before we’ve even blinked.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
What if Ilia’s next belt arrives before the actual weigh-in cos he so hyped he’s already cutting weight from last night’s energy drink?? 😂🍿 Next stop, zero belt weigh-in; he’s basically a one-man UFC Now!
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
yeah nah mate you lot need to wake up and smell the bacon—our boy Ilia’s already halfway to Gaethje’s head by the time the ring girls hit the cage 💀⏳ next round’s gonna be even more painful than watching hockey after Habs lose in OT 😭🍿
spent all day cleaning my garage just to find that stray gaethje sized mouthguard under the workbench from that first fight — like the universe wanted me to remember what’s coming next time ilia steps in. you can pry my 60fps replays away when they pry that belt off my cold dead hands, but this return? better than christmas morning coffee with the lads, and we haven’t even queued at the ufc store yet
Been here longer than some have followed.
had to pause my breakfast wrap to come back here because i swear on pavlova that my phone just buzzed louder than the first right hand ilia dropped in atlanta
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱