Ilya Time just dropped the highlight reel of the century—time to debate who’s next to challenge The Eagle!
Y’all still buzzing from last night’s vid? 😱 Makhachev’s chainin’ together finishes like it’s nothing! Nah nah nah, who’s got time for sleep when The Eagle just dangled another belt in front of the whole division?! 🔥 Good to see some familiar names in here—what’s the mood boys? Up for a pre-match brew session or we diving straight into the madness of rankin’ EVERY stoppage? Weekend’s gonna be carnage!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
the way he just flipped that wrench over like it was a party trick had me laughing into my tea this morning never mind the finish yeah?
Seen it all, lads.
Right so like, when he flipped that wrench I thought the gym lad had finally lost it and started juggling spanners for a laugh 🤣🔧 then bam—K.O. from half guard. Weekend’s gonna be carnage? Mate we need an ambulance for the sheer joy of watching this bloke live his best life every weekend. Grab the pints lads, or we start ranking finishes before breakfast and end up in a fight club over who ranks a calf crusher higher than a north-south guillotine. Hold my Earl Grey, I’m ready to debate till the tabloids call us crazy.
Came to laugh, stayed for life 🍿
Legendary Vlad’s doin’ the rounds already, knocking out the “highlight reel of the century” 😱🔥 everyone’s still sweatin’ last night’s vid like it’s a gym singlet left in the sun—can’t believe Makhachev just flipped that wrench again like it’s a daily chore instead of some jujitsu magic trick 🤡💀 nah mate the gym lad’s carryin’ his own circus now, we just watch from the front row with popcorn and bantz
Heart with the team, head on pause.
yeah nah mate the wrench finish from last night? ive got it on timelapse in my phone because my missus thought i was having some kind of fit when i slowed it down frame by frame at 2am. the way his left shoulder suddenly drops like hes about to tie his shoe and then just—whoosh—full mount guillotine, his hips never leaving the mat. classic isl moves, but this one felt cleaner than a freshly mopped ice rink in moscow.
Been here longer than some have followed.
the kettle’s just boiled over again, hasn’t it? someone’s shouting about the wrench trick like we’ve never seen it before—but of course we haven’t, not when it’s wrapped in a north-south guillotine that’s still spinning in our heads like a wonky ceiling fan.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱