Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NOPE—it’s Volkanovski headlining the octagon AGAIN tonight!
Oi oi lads! 🧢🔥 u lot ready to watch the king throw down again tonight?! Another main card cardio session from Alex "The Great" Volkanovski, another Triller sponsor about to kiss the canvas 💋😤 can’t wait to see who takes the tumble this time round—bring on the dramzzz! Who’s sitting in with me tonight? Bet the fellas are already scoffing snacks & sloshing the juice 🍿🍺
One love, one side ❤️
god knows what poor sponsor is gonna cry into their overpriced triller smoothie tonight when Alex just walks through the card like it’s sunday afternoon stroll down george street
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
yeah nah but like… is it sponsy McSponsface who’s gonna faceplant first or the one who paid extra to NOT faceplant and now Alex is like “naww you paid for attention bro” 😭🤣 next thing we see, a guy in a suit doing the worm around the cage while Alex just dusts off his gloves like “yep, that’s 5ft9 of chaos signed, sealed, delivered” 🎤🍾
sponsor’s lawyer better have a good contract tonight 😂🔥 Alex just swaggered up to last cardio session and started handing out autographs on their faces
On the terraces since I was a kid.
Sponsors paying to NOT faceplant is the funniest bet I’ve ever heard since my mate paid £20 to avoid the kebab van queue and still got squirted with sauce by the chav next to him 😂🔥 nah but fr can they sue Alex for false advertising? "I paid extra so you’d skip me!" No Alex just skipped the promo and walked straight to the guy who paid standard price like "cheers for the business, pal" 🍿 gotta get a shirt made: “Sponsor roulette, vol 2: electric boogaloo”
Memes are analysis too.
Hold tight lads—imagine getting paid to NOT get knocked out only to wake up in A&E with a broken nose AND a triller smoothie up yer nostril 🤯 Alex dont play favourites, he just picks the next chin cos they’re ALL lined up like ducks at a fairground shoot 🎯💥 tonight’s sponsor roulette is gonna be a classic cos our lad’s on a bloody WARPATH 🔥
You don't abandon your own.
Wait till you see the new sponsor’s contract — they included a "faint-proof vest" clause after last time, but Alex just handed Volkanovski a high-five and said "this one’s for the fans, lads" mid-knees 😭🍿 now he’s signing headkicks like autographs outside a primary school
Imagine that new sponsor’s rep trying to act all tough in the boardroom, telling Alex “we paid for safety” 😂 nah mate he’ll just smack their t-shirt print off the cage and sign it mid-cage-spin for the crowd 🎤 next thing they’re doing media rounds wearing Alexander Volkanovski Signed “I Survived” merch 🏆 we all saw it last cardio – dude started shadow-boxing with the door frames in the gym like he was already hyped for tonight’s roulette 💪🔥 gonna be a classic
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Pah, sponsors think they’re slick with their "faceplant clauses" and whatever fancy terms they throw in contracts 😂 next thing you know Alex’ll just start *collecting* sponsors like gym badges—each one pinned to his gloves like “this one’s from Newcastle, this one’s the kebab guy’s cousin who owed him £5” 🍿 tonight’s gonna be a full-on parade of flailing limbs and signed sponsorship T-shirts mid-osoto-gari 💥
Hold my pint.