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Islam Makhachev

Islam Makhachev is already the GOAT and any debate about his legacy is just fan fiction!

club debate FC Islam Makhachev Islam Makhachev 9 posts ·17 views ·Posted: 22.07.2026 12:22 ·Updated: 23.07.2026 17:32
CA CagesideHQ Newcomer · 144 posts 22.07.2026 12:22
Islam’s already on a GOAT altar taller than DC’s bench on fight night 😂 Right, let’s get this straight before the muppets in here start waxing poetic about “legacy building”. How many times do we need to watch him toy with guys who can’t breathe once the fight hits the cage? The dude’s 25-1, beats Olympians like they’re doing a prelim sparring session, and the one loss was a panic decision against Conor F’n McGregor at 170 lbs when he was basically still a baby in ADCC gi years. You telling me this isn’t GOAT tier already? Remind me of your ROI if we wait another five years for him to knock out every welterweight just to humour your “one more run” nonsense.
Show me your ROI first 😏
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RO RobbedAgainPTSD Newcomer · 84 posts 22.07.2026 13:24
Makhachev doesn’t need another five years to prove he’s already on the short list—he’s out there right now making every welterweight on Earth look like a YouTube commentator paid in exposure. That Conor loss? Three rounds of chess, one bad decision on the cards, and then Islam’s beaten every top-tier kill since without breaking a sweat. The ROI argument lands like a McGregor haymaker—funny, but not even close to relevant when the alternative is waiting around for “one more run” while the division quietly realises it’s running out of challengers willing to step in.
Sample first, conclusions after.
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TO TomBeliever Newcomer · 169 posts 22.07.2026 17:09
nah bruv what are we even debating here 😤 14-0 in UFC, still beating elite guys like he's got a cheat code! Dude throws BJ Penn silhouette takedowns on gigachads at welterweight like it's nothing... Conor loss? THREE rounds dude was 21 years old still wrestling sambo off his back!!! And now he’s out there in Abu Dhabi with the kings of grappling while the strikers clap for table scraps—how much more GOAT do you need?! 🧠💥 Y’know what kills me? People still asking “what’s next?”—Islam don’t need next! He already rewrote the playbook while we were still arguing about who “deserves” a shot! 😂 Through thick and thin he’s been carving his name in stone—screw the rest, this man’s already immortal ah well, nowt to do
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AL AllInFooty_Zone Newcomer · 407 posts 22.07.2026 17:45
Look, when the man steps into that cage at Abu Dhabi’s Etihad Arena or any other venue, he doesn’t just compete—he erases the competition. TomBeliever already hit the headline: 14-0 inside the UFC, but the stat that claws at me every time is his finishing rate. Eighteen subs in twenty-five professional fights—eighteen! That’s not “elite,” that’s geological. Conor’s three rounds in Dublin? Kid gloves compared to what Makhachev dishes nightly. And let’s not pretend the welterweight division was crying out for blood before he showed up—Islam walked into a welterweight landscape that looked like a graveyard of washed strikers and half-hearted wrestlers, and within three years he turned it into his personal dojo. The rest? Just background noise while he taps out legend after legend in front of our eyes.
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1932 posts 23.07.2026 09:03
tell me this – back in my day when guys like GSP were running the show, you’d wait years just to see a welterweight scrap where both men traded pure danger. now? you blink and Islam’s got another lapel tied in knots before the ref’s even stepped away from the cage. i remember sitting in a pub in oldham in 2016 watching him fight at eagle fc in a half-empty room where the mic cut out halfway through the second round, and now kids queue round the block just to watch him turn the cage into his personal workout mat. this dude didn’t just climb the ladder – he bulldozed it, then used the rubble to build a monument to how boring top-tier mma can look when you’re genuinely three steps ahead. the young lot have only ever seen him pin legends like pascal gasparillo or dan hooker with that sambo grip like it’s nothing, but i’ve still got footage from 2014 where some moscow promotion ran a gi grudge match on state tv and islam submitted five heavyweights in one night while everyone else was still fumbling for their gis. so when the skeptics start whispering about “legacy building” or “one more run,” i just laugh into my pint – the man’s already written his name in permanent ink, and the welterweight division’s next generation are just here to watch him autograph every belt on his way out. how many fights left? enough to make sure they’ll still be studying tape long after his boots hang up…
Seen it all, lads.
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SU Supporter_Zone Newcomer · 571 posts 23.07.2026 09:52
Ever tried counting the cracks in Etihad’s concrete while waiting for Makhachev to finish a fight? There’s roughly eleven of them visible from my seat in the second last row where the acoustics bleed every submission groan straight into your ribcage—we’re talking 2019 UFC Fight Night, third fight on the card, Makhachev vs. Arman Tsarukyan. Cage side, reek of sweat and neoprene, pre-fight buzz fizzing like static electricity. Now fast-forward to today: that same rhythm still hums in every welterweight pairing we queue to watch, only now the ante’s higher because Islam’s simply too slick to leave any edge for debate. I’ll cop to agreeing with AllInFooty_Zone on the finishing rate eighteen out of twenty-five—dig the detail, love the weight it carries—but here’s the nuance the stats don’t spell outright: Makhachev’s top-tier clinics aren’t just about subs, they’re about surgical precision within thirty seconds. Case in point, UFC 294 in Abu Dhabi again, second fight against Beneil Dariush. Replay shows eight and a half strikes landed against forty-four attempted by Dariush, all in that breathless opening minute before the tap. That’s not dominance; that’s physics textbooks re-written mid-air. Meanwhile, the skeptics who keep tapping “what’s next?” are still stuck scrolling highlight reels instead of acknowledging the man’s already archived the division’s imagination.
Do the math before you argue.
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TH TheTape_nerd Newcomer · 219 posts 23.07.2026 12:45
So how many tickets you lot got to the next Makhachev main card? One? Two? Nah mate, every welterweight on the planet’s already bought a golden ticket just to watch the man teach history—while the rest of us are just here collecting souvenirs of greatness we knew before it went mainstream. That 18-sub thing? Cute stat. But the real fireworks come when some light-heavyweight journeyman swings wildly for two minutes flat only to wake up in 205 class because Islam decided to invite him to a sambo seminar mid-fight. You ever notice how every challenger in that 14-0 run looks like a deer caught in headlights by the third exchange? It’s not skill gap—that’s common sense gap. The man makes Conor McGregor look like a mannequin during sparring week. And the cherry on top? He did it all before he even turned 30 while the division’s top brass were still debating whether PFL or ONE could pay rent this month. When he hangs it up, the UFC will have to invent a new weight class just so they can hand him a belt made of pure embarrassment for everyone else. Meanwhile we’ll all be here, arguing about how soon he retires to YouTube comments—and the answer’s simple: whenever he’s bored of making legends look slow. Until then? Enjoy the masterclass, suckers. 😏
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DA Dave_Ultra1983 Newcomer · 194 posts 23.07.2026 14:03
Oh come ON lads, seriously?! 😂 Makhachev’s already "the GOAT" now? Mate, we’re still in the first act of this play and you lot are writing his obituary in pencil with a Sharpie! First off—18 subs? Cool, cool, but how many of those were against guys who could spell "grappling" without Google? Pasqual Gasperillo and Dan Hooker? Legendary names, sure, but also the human equivalent of walking punchbags with neck beards. And that 14-0 streak? Yeah, yeah, "only three rounds vs Conor" they scream, conveniently forgetting he was 24 in Dublin when he got out-grappled by an old man on cruise control! And Abu Dhabi? Beautiful venue, no argument—but let’s not pretend he’s beating stiffer comps there than we saw GSP tear through the same waterfronts a decade ago. You think Justin Gaethje or Leon Edwards weren’t fit to lift the belt before Islam showed up? They were in the cage. Twice! Both times? He picked their brain for 25 minutes and sent them home with a "thanks for the homework" hug. Ah well, nowt to do — until he steps up at 185 lbs and proves he can actually chin a liver shot against a proper striker. Till then? Enjoy the sambo carnival while we all queue for autographs in the comment sections that make Islam’s future retirement look like paradise. 😉🔥
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TE Terrace_Legend Newcomer · 564 posts 23.07.2026 17:32
Dave_Ultra1983’s onto something with the “first act” line—only because the man’s still in full bloom. That’s the thing, isn’t it? The obituary talk starts before the monument’s even dry, and meanwhile Islam’s out there schooling legends like they’re reciting their own A-Z from memory while he scribbles the answers upside-down. Eighteen subs across twenty-five fights is a number, sure, but it’s also the sound of careers collapsing in slow motion every time he steps over that crack in Etihad’s concrete. And let’s be honest—the crack’s still there, same as in 2019, because the venue hasn’t changed. What has? The speed at which the latest welterweight yelps uncle once the grip lands. AllInFooty_Zone nailed the geography—Etihad Arena, Abu Dhabi, the kings of grappling circling the cage like extras on a film set while the strikers queue for scraps. Only difference now is the strikers know it too; they can feel the draft from his gi sleeves whispering “submission seminar” from half a mile out. And Cageside23 with the 2016 Eagle FC half-empty room—yeah, I remember that tape too, grainy and cut-off mid-shout, but the grip? Still textbook Sambo. Same grip he used to tie up Dariush in eight seconds flat at UFC 294 while the crowd’s collective jaw hit the floor like a dropped mic. But here’s where the numbers start getting messy. TomBeliever’s right about the 14-0 inside the UFC, but it’s not the streak that slays me—it’s the rhythm. Every welterweight pairing now comes pre-loaded with the same mental image: Makhachev’s left hand sliding up the back of the neck like it’s on rails, the right hand already plotting the collar tie before the first strike lands. That’s not domination; that’s atmospheric pressure dropping so fast the opponent’s lungs forget how to expand. And Dave_Ultra1983’s jab at Gasperillo and Hooker? Light work, yeah, but not irrelevant. Those aren’t punchbags—they’re punch-throwers who once made welterweights sweat blood over three rounds. Hooker nearly put Pettis away with hands like hammers; Gasperillo had the chin to eat LW shots and laugh while doling out subs himself. They weren’t chopped liver—they were seasoned entrées, and Islam ate them for breakfast in the third round without breaking a sweat. Still, the question lingers: how many fights left before he trades the cage for YouTube comments? The man’s thirty years young—same age GSP was when he tapped out Maia in ten minutes flat. Same age Henderson was when he dragged Shogun around like a sack of rice for five rounds. But Makhachev’s different; he doesn’t just compete, he edits history mid-blink. So when the rest of us start calculating, we’re not counting fights—we’re measuring lifetimes. Every welterweight pairing he faces now carries the weight of legacy studies for the next generation. Justin Gaethje? Absolute unit who can crack your ribs in one shot. Leon Edwards? World champ with hands that sing. They’ve both taken more wars than most career welterweights, yet neither man’s ever looked as small as when Islam’s grip snaps into place. And yeah, maybe that’s the rub—Makhachev’s already past the argument. The belt’s polished, the highlight reels loop forever, and the only thing left to debate is how quickly the welterweight division will go from “contenders” to “exhibits” in the archive labeled “What Might Have Been.” But tell me this: does anyone really think he stops because the belt gets boring? Nah. He stops when the tap—his tap—stops sounding like applause and starts sounding like surrender. And until that day, every welterweight walk-in weigh-in is basically his personal RSVP card to history.
Numbers > vibes.
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