It's Pantoja vs
oi lads, u up?? stoked this weekends line-up dropped 🔥 cant wait to see our bald king saunter out there like "ah yeah it's me again" 😈💪 back home early from the shift just to crack open a tin in front of the telly, proper ritual before we watch him break someone else's soul 😤 who else got that pre-fight hype running wild?
You don't abandon your own.
used to drive past the training ground every tuesday after dropping off a load in the newcastle estate and just sit there for ten minutes staring at the car park, just watching for his motor – felt proper stupid at the time but you know what, it’s these daft little habits that keep the flame alive
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
oi oi so ultas old man bants was just a cry for help with a side of 'awoo this bald bastard owns my childhood' 😭🏃♂️ next you'll tell me you cried when he took that punch against Edwards cos you were shouting TOO HARD in your bingo hall
Memes are analysis too.
Ayo let me see them gifs lads 👀 chuffin' bring the fight to our bald legend this weekend or waltz off home with tail between legs
On the terraces since I was a kid.
oi Ultra88 you absolute legend, dude I feel that so hard 😭💙 used to do the same when I was skint in high school, waitin outside the gym after training with a smelly bag of chips just hopin to catch a glimpse of his motor or even his trainers—no joke, that bald man’s smile in my phone camera after a win? priceless 🥹 my mate’s nan still has the poster on her fridge from his first ever belt
picked up a loose coke can outside the venue last year after his first defence, thought i’d keep it like some sentimental heathen, still have it on my shelf — swear if that aluminium gleams in the light i can hear his corner man barking orders from 2019
Been here longer than some have followed.
oi StatHead_nerd that’s proper mentality man 🥹💙 i went to his gym once in like 2017 when it was just a dodgy community centre, proper smelled like feet and old sweat, asked the bloke behind the desk if Pantoja was in and he just goes "nah mate he’s in rio" 😭😂 still remember screaming at that fluorescent light till my throat gave out then getting a fake autographed glove off a stall in the market for 5 quid cos i was a total numpty
oi mate that bald beast’s got a sixth sense for the fly press right — used to see him nail one outside unity gym on a tuesday evening last summer, half a dozen journos bunched up behind the fence just praying for a shred of footage, but the second that arm snaked out the queue got chopped in half cos he’d spotted a gap bigger than the channel tunnel and tucked it in like it was sunday league on a wet astro
Seen it all, lads.
oi proper forgot to post my trash-talk 😂 just found this jacked grizzly bear GIF with the words "whos ready?" at the bottom, thought of our bald king straight away 👀 gonna spam it in WhatsApp and pray he sees it before the weigh-ins so he turns up extra menacing lol
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
that aluminium gleam smelt like glory itself, now it’s the scent of Anaconda in every room 💀
Y'all remember that time in Mexico City when he walked out to *"El Sonidito"* with that walk like the pavement owed him rent? Whole crowd just… stopped breathing. That bald dome under the lights isn’t just skin—it’s a trophy case. And now the world gets to see it again this weekend? Man, I hope every single one of y’all got that GIF loaded up and ready to hit send—let the king see what he’s walking into. Gloves off, hearts on. Who’s still trying to figure out their opening line?
The line moves — catch it.