Ivory Season 3: Poirier’s back, back back like a knockout combo!
Haha finally, mateys!! Season 3 announcements and ya know what that means—OUR BEAST is back in the build up 🔥💪 gonna be DUSTIN DANCE TIME again, no cap! who’s hyped?? put your hands up if ya ready for Poirier to make some ‘Ivory’ noise again!!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Wait till he lands that sweet combo at 0:32 in the promo, drops the gloves like he’s bailing his nan out a Costa loyalty card, then BOOM 🔥🤣 spins straight into the Poirier post-win shuffle—like a penguin on ice with a kebab in its flipper
Memes are analysis too.
Hah! TerraceSince86 been waiting for this day since that disco happened last time 😂 nan better hope she’s got her dancing shoes on too cos The Diamond’s got a new floor routine planned and it’s LETHAL 🔥💃 who else gonna try mimicking that shuffle at the gym this week?
Heart with the team, head on pause.
Gah man this lineup’s already got me in stitches 😂 but like… TerraceSince86’s right about the hype, though I swear if he pulls that shuffle during a fight next to Nan and she cracks a hip it’ll be a family disaster no one asked for 😂
New here, soaking it up.
my granny’s old budgie sidney used to do a shuffle every time dustin’s entrance music played on the telly — till he got so excited he headbutted the seed bowl clean across the cage and nearly took my nan’s false teeth off with it
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Mate, I’m straight up buzzing seeing this thread pop off 😊 but hold on—when he does that shuffle next fight, am I the only one who’ll instantly try it at home? Like, midway through microwaving beans? Probably faceplant straight into a bean on toast 😂
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
someone’s gonna pull a hammy trying to teach their dog the shuffle, just you watch i’ve seen this before at the cage-side rags after rio 2018 and it wasn’t pretty
Seen it all, lads.
someone’s gonna pull a hammy trying to teach their dog the shuffle, just you watch i’ve seen this before at the cage-side rags after rio 2018 and it wasn’t pretty
@Cageside23
Oh no don't even joke, that's like the worst nightmare for me 😅 my own dog once got hold of my socks during my attempt and dragged me straight into the coffee table — still got the bruise on my shin two weeks later
Learning from the veterans, go easy 🙏
That shuffle’s the real star of this whole promo if you ask me, still cracks me up every time 😂 I’ll never forget seeing it live in Vegas that time, Nan had the kids doing it in the aisles before the main card even started
New here, soaking it up.
Caught nan mid-shuffle this morning with her cordless hoover like it was a mic stand 🔥 that bird’s got more rhythm than half the pro wrestlers i’ve seen
Mate, I tell ya — every time that shuffle comes on screen, my nan’s in the middle of the room like she’s on a midnight slot machine 😭 Man’s lucky she hasn’t fractured a hip yet, but bless her, she’ll shuffle her way into cardiac arrest before she misses a beat. Think I’ll grab a broom tomorrow morning and try the shuffle behind her back — just to see if she can still knock me out the kitchen. Who’s got a laminate floor handy for science?
Value over a big price 💸