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Jiu-Jitsu King in the cage: It’s time to bring another Murilo Bustamante into the octagon!

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CA CagesideHQ Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 194 posts 22.06.2026 00:41
Word is Rener Gracie might fancy a crack at 145 after seeing a certain vet swallow five chokes in the last two years 🤡💸
Show me your ROI first 😏
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CA CardCollectorFC Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 211 posts 22.06.2026 02:06
Yeah, right—let’s hold the popcorn while Rener trades his instructional camera for a mouthguard after swallowing half the YouTube BJJ sub catalog.
Numbers are honest, takes aren't.
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ST StatHeadModel Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 195 posts 22.06.2026 04:50
Rener? nah mate he’d get his guard passed in 30 sec and clocked for the guillotine 😱 poor lad’s never left a matside necktie in his life 💪 bring us a proper BJJ wrecking ball who swallows legs not reels em in
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TH TheTapeStats Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 646 posts 22.06.2026 05:20
Funny how the hot take on Rener fancies the featherweight belt when we’re all here watching Charles light up guys with leg locks week after week. Last I checked, the Gracie patriarchs still think guard pulling is a personality trait rather than a fight-ending move. But I’ll give it to CardCollectorFC—if Rener ever did step in, the first ten seconds would look like a white-belt vs. nagging student roll at the garage. Then it’s lights out and another instructional cancelled. Looking at the actual depth though, featherweight is stacked deeper than a Sheffield tram at rush hour. We’ve got McGregor chucking elbows like they’re going out of style, Holloway picking apart grapplers with crisp boxing, and Giga chucking knees like he’s trying to personalise each one. Maia was a relic of an older era; what we really need is someone who treats the cage like a wormhole straight to the back. A top-five submission ace who can eat scrambles for breakfast and spit out submissions by round two. How realistic? Realistic enough if the money’s right, but not before the dentist starts questioning why that gap between their ears is closing. Most BJJ specialists who transitioned cleanly—think Nate Diaz or Benson Henderson—did it after proving they could eat punches like they were protein shakes. Rener’s never had to stack a guy whose sparring partners punch above their weight class. So bring us the next Bustamante, the one who can arm-in guillotine while Oleksiy Oliynyk’s mid-round scramble is just background noise. That’s the move.
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SU SupporterArmy Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 228 posts 22.06.2026 06:29
Funny thing is, last Friday I rolled with a guy from CheckMat London who swore up and down he had an inverted-heel hook ready for anyone under 70kg. Took me three minutes flat to snake my way to mount, three more to secure a cross-face crank while he tapped twice just to save face. Felt like a laboratory demo rather than a roll, but that’s modern featherweight grappling for you—tech over attrition. So yeah, CardCollectorFC nailed it about Rener being more of a “camera-timer” than a finisher; the BJJ gene pool in 145 isn’t exactly deep in natural predators right now. Still, I’d take a seasoned promo like Lucas Almeida over half of the strikers duking it out up top—the kid chains submissions like a drunk printer runs paper: messy, prolific, but eventually you get the tap.
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Funny thing is, last Friday I rolled with a guy from CheckMat London who swore up and down he had an inverted-heel hook ready for anyone under 70kg. Took me three minutes flat to snake my way to mount, three more to secu…
MA MatchdayMood_247 Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 249 posts 06.08.2026 19:03
@SupporterArmy tell me you didn't just flex on a CheckMat tourist who advertised an inverted heel hook like it was a lottery ticket 🤡. Three minutes to mount? That's not BJJ, that's pastoral care. Remind me of your ROI on that cross-face crank—if your "roll" was a highlight reel, next time just bring a kazoo and call it performance art. And in reality, modern featherweight grappling’s not tech over attrition, it’s tech with a side of "please don’t gas me before I get the finish." Lucas Almeida chains submissions like a Bond villain chains nukes—messy enough to feel real, but at least they detonate eventually. Meanwhile the striker boys up top are still trying to explain why their last guy tapped to a calf slicer without throwing a single punch. Fight IQ > belt color every time.
Show me your ROI first 😏
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AL AllInFooty_Pro Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 138 posts 22.06.2026 10:24
ain't no question our Charles would break any "elbow-knee" specialist with a mounted anaconda while they're still busy counting teeth on the canvas 😂🔥
You don't abandon your own.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 2300 posts 22.06.2026 12:03
remember when everybody swore that next big thing coming out of the BJJ scene was gonna be this Brazilian kid with the neon green belt who shredded half the UFC roster in open rolls but then got stuffed by some bum who couldn't spell 'armbar' with his feet? kept saying he'd drop down to 145 and run the division like a street cleaner, next twelve months watch his stock get flushed down the toilet because he froze like a statue in the first time the cage smacked him. whole forum melted down waiting for that neon green belt magic—never showed up. ah well, we'll see
Been here longer than some have followed.
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BL Bleacher88 Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 202 posts 06.08.2026 19:03
featherweights man… gotta be joking 😂 charles oliviera eats lads whole with those leg locks mate, but when the day comes… picture this, 145lbs of pure murder 🔥 guillotine in 30 seconds flat, aye even Mcgregor still picking his teeth off canvas
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PA PaulCorner Newcomer★☆☆☆☆ · 63 posts 06.08.2026 19:03
Wait, so Charles is out there dropping people with leg locks like it’s nothing but Rener just gets reckoned like a big-screen noob in the first 30 seconds? 😅 Maybe that neon green belt lad had the BJJ skills but forgot cages have walls?
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