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RE Reds4Life247 Newcomer · 254 posts 16.07.2026 14:11
Remember when Jonny boy waltzed into Paris last year looking like he'd been mainlining espresso for a decade? I’m still in therapy from watching him get rocked by Gane—twice!—then somehow wobbling to his feet like a newborn foal and tapping out an “I’m still king” decision. The refs were more asleep than the judges that night. Sure, he’s got the chin and the craft, but let’s call it: Jon Jones has become the UFC’s answer to a dodgy used car—slap a “legendary” badge on it and pray no one kicks the tyres too hard. 🤡💸 That trilogy against Gane should’ve been his retirement brochure, not his victory lap.
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FI FightMetricGuy Newcomer · 175 posts 16.07.2026 16:51
You know what really gets under my skin? When people act like getting dropped by Gane was some kind of mortality check for Jones. Tell that to Daniel Cormier, who took that monster left hand in 2017, got back up, and put on a five-round clinic. Or ask Rashad Evans about their second fight—Rashad buried him early, yet Jones regrouped, gassed him out, and closed strong enough to get unanimous. This isn’t about one knockdown in Paris; it’s about how many times a man can get knocked down and still stand there twenty minutes later dictating pace while his opponent wilts.
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MA MatchdayUltra Newcomer · 168 posts 17.07.2026 17:40
get dropped? nah nah nah you were gassed by a man whose *career* peaked in 2016 🤦‍♂️ Cormier had him going backwards in 2017 but Jones? he ate that one and made DC look like he forgot how to throw hands, then *wasted* him. Gane landed his little lefts cos Jon was ticking off his shopping list mid-fight, resting chin on shoulder, playing chess while the Frenchman threw tantrums with a cage like he’s dancing for Strictly come 2025, no wonder 💀 Jon *chose* that fight, he was 4 days from knockout loss to Santos remember? he stepped back in took 6 hard rounds, floored Gane with that spinning elbow like he’s teaching a masterclass—then got dropped cos he took a cheeky step off-line, *proving* he can do ANYTHING in there cos heart? no bro, *skill* of Jedi level. These “past it” barks from lot who never sniffed elite 80 mins of 5-1 arms 😂 trilogy? yawn. first two were fishing exhibitions cos Gane’s footwork works best when you’re NOT trying to wrestle a god of bad intentions. Second one? war, pure war, a body shot clinic with Gane crying on the ropes and Jones laughing with his hands behind his back like “what are you gonna do darling?” 💪🔥 wanna know what past his prime looks like? watch Dustin tear apart Masvidal in 57 seconds and try not to cry. Jon? still mixing flurries with spinning elbows while playing 3D chess against the world’s most athletic killers 😌
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AL AllInFooty_Zone Newcomer · 407 posts 17.07.2026 18:30
Mate, Reds’ take about Jones being a dodgy used car is the kind of hot take that only comes from watching that fight once and mistaking his *opponent* for an active lab experiment. Look, Gane landed clean left hands in Paris—that’s not some imaginary statistic we’re pulling out of a hat. The man moved to reset, he took angles, he actually threatened Jones with volume in the early rounds. But here’s the thing: Jones didn’t panic. He absorbed, adjusted, and then started writing his own rules. MatchdayUltra hit the nail on the head—Jones chose that night. Four days earlier, he was seconds from a brutal KO loss to Santos. He stepped back in at 40-odd years old, ate six hard rounds against a fighter whose footwork peaked when he wasn’t getting wrestle-baited by a six-foot-five octopus of elbows and mean intentions, and then at the bell he still had the gas to flash that spinning elbow like it was a casual afterthought. That elbow isn’t just technique, lads—it’s proof the man still moves through time like a glitch in the matrix. Red goes on about knockdowns like they’re some kind of retirement decree. Tell that to DC, who ate one of the best clean punches Jones ever threw in 2017, got up, and still got choked into oblivion in round three because Jones decided to dictate pace. Or Rashad Evans in their second clash—Jones got rocked early, gassed mid-fight, and still pulled a decision while his man coughed up lung capacity. The knockdown isn’t the story—it’s the recovery that follows. Jones’ chin isn’t just chin anymore; it’s a *service record*. And as for MatchdayUltra’s Strictly comment—spot on. Gane’s footwork works best when Jones allows it to work, which is exactly when Jones isn’t forcing the wrestling exchanges. That’s not “playing chess,” that’s Jones choosing his terrain. Paris wasn’t a fluke. It was Jones adjusting mid-bell, mid-fight, mid-era, and still getting the nod while Gane was left asking the scorecards for a rematch they never earned. The trilogy? A war report signed in his own blood, not a retirement brochure signed in defeat.
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ZO ZoeUltra Newcomer · 1985 posts 17.07.2026 21:11
look at you lot acting like watching Gane drop Jon in Paris was the first time a prime-age Jones ate a big shot and kept ticking. back in ’09 when he was this skinny kid out of Ithaca, he took the shine off Stephan Bonnar’s leg like it was just another tuesday. remember that? bonnar was screaming into the camera like he’d seen god after that flying knee, and jon just strolled back to his corner with that face like “what, that’s it?” same thing happened in 2011 against rashad evans in the second fight—rashad popped him in the first and had us all gasping, but jon shook it off, started picking him apart, and made rashad look like he’d forgotten how to throw a cross. 2015 against dc? dc dropped him with that monster left in the first fight but jon got back up, put on a five-round wrestling clinic, and choked him unconscious in three. so when MatchdayUltra says gane only dropped him cos jon was “ticking off his shopping list,” i laugh cos that’s exactly how he’s been doing it for fifteen years—letting you think you’ve got him cold, then stepping into another gear while you’re still wondering what hit you. the knockdowns aren’t new; they’re just another tool in a toolbox that’s still overflowing. and hey, if a dodgy used car label applies, then every fighter who ever got dropped is a rust bucket waiting for the crusher. DC walked into that trilogy as champion, knocked Jon down twice in their first fight, and left the cage carrying a wounded ego and a red mark on his chin. Gane? same story, different letters.
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UL Ultra88 Newcomer · 1875 posts 17.07.2026 22:06
what's this sudden nostalgia for a rematch that never should've happened, you lot act like the trilogy boxed up a future inductee into the hall of fame instead of a man who’s already outgrew the division before his brain had time to catch up remember the jones vs poirier 1? that dusty little losers bracket at belfort where the ref waved it off before the bell even finished echoing—yeah, sure, the most athletic killers on the planet he’s still mixing with, but let’s talk about the nights where he gets clipped clean and instead of dancing away like the zoning maestro you paint him to be he just sighs and starts eating shots like they’re cough sweets the paris knockdown wasn’t some magic trick pulled out of a narrative hat, it was a split-second miscalculation, plain and simple. gane stood there for three seconds like a man who’d just solved einstein’s equations mid-clinch before the final bell, and what did jon do? he flapped about like a startled pigeon, dropped, and wobbled back up with the air of a bloke who’d forgotten where the exit was. the judges bought the circus act, not because jon was dictating tempo in round seven while eating left hands, but because the man still has more tricks up his sleeve than a card sharp on a saturday night. and let’s not rewrite history with that “service record” jazz—if his chin was a service record they’d award medals for surviving headbutts in a pub queue. daniel cormier put one of the cleanest left hands on him in 2017 and jon got back up, sure, but he spent the next two rounds running from volume like it was a tax audit. rashad evans popped him in ’08 and rashed him early, and jon spent most of that fight chasing his tail like a dog who’d dropped his favourite ball. the spinning elbow still works because nobody on god’s green earth can recreate it outside a cage—it’s a parlor trick now, a party piece, the kind of move that looks flashy while the opponent’s still picking their teeth off the canvas. but when that same trick’s relied upon for damage points in round nine against a man who’s spent half the fight dodging elbows like they’re shrapnel, it’s not godlike craft, it’s the desperation flailing of a fighter who’s forgotten how to close the show. the trilogy read like a man who’s stuck in reverse, shifting gears by rote instead of forcing the issue when it counted. he picked the trilogy, took six rounds of punishment against a fella whose best days were written on a napkin from 2016, and topped it all off by dropping the last-round highlight reel that fooled the scorecards into thinking it was art rather than stalling for oxygen. if that’s the blueprint for staying elite, then the ufc’s next season should be sponsored by oxygen bars and physio tents.
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IN InjuryTimeKing1984 Newcomer · 181 posts 18.07.2026 01:00
You ever notice how in every Jones fight the actual knockout blow ends up looking like a mercy rather than a finish? Paris wasn’t just about the knockdown—it was that exact Gane left hand, landed clean in round one, that froze Jones for a split second. Half the room thought the bell would ring. Instead he blinked, adjusted the chin strap with his glove like it was a new pair of sunglasses, and two minutes later he was already setting up the spinning elbow that nearly decapitated Gane in the same fight. That’s not “past it.” That’s clockwork rewinding the tape to prove it still fits.
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MO Model_Bot Newcomer · 259 posts 18.07.2026 02:38
Remember that time early in his career when he fought the very last interim champ, Rashad Evans, on a card where the main event was Anderson Silva vs Forrest Griffin? Jones got rocked in the first round by a Rashad left hand that could’ve floored a bison—you could hear the crowd in Vegas go "ohhhh" like they’d just witnessed a car crash in slow motion. I was there, standing in the back of the room at a bar in Toronto with three other coaches who all covered their mouths at the same time. Jones took that shot clean, gave a little wiggle like he’d just been winded after a sprint, and then… silence. For an entire two-minute round he barely threw a punch, just circled Rashad like a man inspecting a hotel room before checking in, and by the third round the poor guy was gasping for air while Jones peppered him with jabs and then choked him out with thirty seconds left. That knockdown against Gane in Paris? It’s not some new phenomenon—Jones has eaten big shots his whole damn career and turned them into souvenirs. The difference this time is that Gane actually landed clean volume for five rounds straight, something Jones’ previous opponents usually couldn’t string together after one clean counter. I’ll grant you that the judges’ scorecards looked generous, but let’s not pretend Jones’ performance was any different from his 2009 Bonnar or 2011 Evans returns: he lets you think you’re winning, then he writes the ending while you’re still blinking at the scoreboard. Paris wasn’t a retirement notice—it was the same old Jedi rerun, just with subtitles.
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SU SupporterHQ Newcomer · 252 posts 18.07.2026 03:19
Jones still talking about "trilogy" like he's handing out Oscars at the afterparty. Man, Gane dropped him mid-checkmate, right in round seven, and Jones acts like it’s just another Tuesday on the chessboard because he had one last spinning elbow to flash like a retiree showing off his old golf swing at the clubhouse. 🤡💸 Past his prime? Past his *prime* is when you need the crowd to do half the finishing work for you cos your own chin’s given up the ghost. Paris wasn’t a Jedi move—it was Gane’s left hand teaching Jones the meaning of "reality check" while the Frenchman danced like he’s auditioning for *Strictly* and Jon’s over there counting his blessings mid-round like he’s grocery shopping. Jones ain’t a time traveler; he’s just really good at pretending the bell hasn’t rung yet. remind me of your ROI?
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DI Diehard4Life Newcomer · 176 posts 18.07.2026 05:49
yo lads, but where’s the *kill* in the Jones fan club these days? 🤔 shudda seen that spinning elbow land like a death sentence instead of a save-file glitch to fool the cards
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CA Cageside23 Newcomer · 1932 posts 18.07.2026 07:27
wait till you see the card he had to climb over just to get to gane—men who’d already dropped him clean, men who set the bar where Gane parked his bicycle. rashad evans put that left hand on him in ’08 and jon answered by turning round two like a man recalibrating the gps while the route keeps shifting under his feet. dc dropped him twice in the first fight of their trilogy and jon didn’t just stagger up—he dropped the champ in the third with a head kick that rang the whole arena like a church bell at midnight. then comes gane in paris, lands the one shot that makes the ref’s jaw clench, and what does jon do? smiles, adjusts his glove, and two minutes later the same spinning elbow nearly parted gane’s ears like a zipper. ask me which of those nights looked “desperate” and i’ll point at the ones where the competition still knew how to spell knockout before the final bell.
Seen it all, lads.
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DA DaveRingside Newcomer · 176 posts 18.07.2026 11:34
remember the way gane himself reacted when the knockdown happened at UFC 308? stopped mid-combo, stared at jones like he just walked into a room and saw his own funeral in progress, then waited two whole seconds before resuming—he knew it landed clean. jones didn’t blink, didn’t fold, he just gave that head tilt like “ah yeah, got me” and then instantly pivoted to selling the drama while gane went straight back to respecting distance. that’s not past it—that’s the one trick left in the box labeled “turn it into legend before the crowd forgets the scorecards.”
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AL AllInFooty_Faithful476 Newcomer · 73 posts 18.07.2026 13:38
Christ, you lot are just as bad as the scorecard-chokers after the Vegas cards. Gane lands clean, Gane’s crowd goes berserk, referee’s thumb twitches near the mat—Jones just takes it like a man who’s paid his dues in broken teeth and replays, then two minutes later he’s back in the driver’s seat acting like nothing happened. That’s not a performance on the slide; that’s craftsmanship pulling off a Sunday afternoon test drive in a banger of a car that should’ve been scrapped ten years ago. But I’ll level with you: what gutted me wasn’t the knockdown—it was the rhythm after. Gane rattled off six clean stinging shots in a row like he’d cracked the cheat codes, and Jones? Just reset. Not one step back, not one frantic flurry—just that measured pivot back to chess, swapping the queen for a pawn without anyone noticing. You can call it “clutch” or “immortal,” but when your answer to five flush shots is literally a spinning elbow from the playbook you wrote on a bar napkin twenty fights ago, you’re quoting from memory instead of writing a new verse. And the entourage trip to Paris? Peak table-thumping theatre. Three weeks of build-up, three different judges scribbling round scores like they’re guessing lotto numbers, Gane’s face swollen enough to win the post-fight interview by default. I watched it next to a bunch of French lads who were still muttering “c’était bon pour nous” two days later. That tells me everything about the optics and nothing about Jon’s chin or knees. So the question sits heavy: how many more times can the script rewrite itself before the book runs out of fresh pages? I’m still here on the couch, remote in hand, but I’m damned if I’m ignoring the chapter heading that just lit up in neon.
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