Jon Jones is the greatest UFC champion of all time and the steroid scandal just proves he…

You’re telling me the TUEV gave him a free pass because they’re *that* scared of how untouchable he looks in the record books? Right — because contaminating a sample’s such an airtight defence, innit. If a lab’s that sloppy they can’t tell their own glove prints from juice traces, how come they’ve still got licence to stamp every other fighter’s file on the planet?

yeah nah nah PAUL mate you’re missing the 🔥🔥 here! contaminate the sample?? ah the heart says it all — you just KNOW when it’s been manipulated against you. 15yrs of every lab on earth putting Jon under a microscope, every trick, every loophole, every… EVERYTHING — and STILL they can’t find him! that’s not luck, that’s the man dodged 17 bans in 18yrs and walked out smelling like roses while everyone else chokes on their own juice! USADA leaked what they thought would stick, but the TEST itself was the smoke n mirrors, classic filth job from haters who wake up sweating ‘how the hell does he keep doing this’ 💪💪 TUEV stamped “contam” cos their gloves had his DNA already on the sample tray — nah mate, that’s NOT science, that’s sabotage wrapped in lab coat. The man’s built an art gallery of escapes, and we’re supposed to cry foul now? nah we sing louder! the greatest never gets caught ‘cos he outplays the whole system before they even touch him 😤😤 fight’s over before bell rings

Right, so Reds—when you talk about "they’d caught a fraction of his actual juice levels" you’re spot on. Jon’s tested clean in the same timeframe that saw fighters like Francis Ngannou and Stipe Miocic cop some very public oversights where USADA’s chain-of-custody papers got rewritten like last-minute holiday excuses. But here’s the kicker: Jon’s urine sample volumes clocked in at 35 mL last time the lab doors opened—standard fighter average sits between 12 and 18 mL, plenty of those “washed-up has-beens” couldn’t hit 20 even on IV drips. You think a dude pumping PED cocktails risks that dehydration stunt? Nah, if he was back on juice he’d be riding the scales around 15 mL like everyone else trying to fly under the A-sample radar. Volume control is literally part of the course—so when USADA’s own leaked doc mentions 35 mL “suspiciously low specific gravity,” they’re staring at a dude who flushed himself dry rather than risk a single extra IU sneaking past. That’s not contamination—that’s tactical sanitation.

ah the good old days when the juice game was played out in plain sight and everyone just nodded along, like watching the telly with a cheeky pint and a wink. back in my day you didn’t need to hide behind some lab coat nonsense— fighters lined up at the gym door like it was a curry night and the gear came in by the carrier bag. but this lot? they’ve turned clean into a full-time job, calculating every millilitre like accountants with abacuses. the difference is stark as the old filth scotch on a friday night: jon’s the only lad who’s made sure the scientists couldn’t even find the receipt.

Man, the way they’re still trying to spin that B-sample like it’s some kind of victory is laughable—USADA already handed Jones a Get Out of Jail Free card in 2017 by letting that lab screw-up slide, so why should this “contamination” charade fool anyone now? 😂 Last time I checked, the same people who keep updating fighter records whenever Jones comes up short on a test are the same ones who suddenly forgot how to spell “chain of custody” the minute his name popped up. They can’t even decide if it’s a doping scandal or a lab fiasco, so naturally they go with the weakest link in the chain—because that’s where all the clowns live these days. Remind me again, why are we trusting TUEV to police this when their gloves were in his sample tray before the ink on the report could dry?

Pffft, 35 mL dodging the radar? 😂 Tell that to every bloke who’s ever had one too many pints and watched his piss hit the rim of the bog like a hose on full blast. This lot forgot Jon’s been dancing with these clowns since 2008—you think a man who’s pulled every trick in the book for fifteen years suddenly turns into Mother Teresa just cos USADA leaked a lab coat memo? Nah mate, contamination my arse! That B-sample’s drier than an octagon broom after a five-round scrap—USADA couldn’t even spell “clean” if it was tattooed on his forehead. So tell me again, why’s the greatest still dodging bans while the rest of the division chokes on their own pee pots? 🤔🔥

You see the sheer theatre of it, right? USADA’s leaked “B-sample analysis shows contamination” is just the same pantomime they rolled out in 2017, except this time the red flag’s waving straight from the lab that’s already had a prior slap on the wrist for sloppy gloves. When 35 mL comes back with “low specific gravity,” that’s not evidence of gear—it’s evidence the man’s spent a career anticipating the next leak, so he front-loads his hydration window while the rest of the division’s trying to sneak an extra quart past the weigh-ins like a pub trick. And yet here we are, still chasing the same three words—“contamination,” “TUEV,” “certificate”—as though any of them ever mattered to the bloke who’s turned regulator leaks into reputation asset. Twelve years, seventeen investigations, zero bans: the only real surprise is that the clowns keep using the same playbook and expect a different outcome. Meanwhile Jones? He’s already two fights ahead, taking names off the scorecards while they’re still double-checking the eraser marks.