Jones Jon’s Golden Era: When The OG Lived Up To ‘God Mode’ Every Night
i remember sitting in a buddy’s basement in north york back in 2013, pizza boxes stacked to the ceiling like we were building the cn tower, just waiting for jon jones to step into that cage and remind everyone why they called him god mode. no fancy words, no need—just watched the footage later on my phone like it was a private highlight reel. that whole year he wasn’t fighting men, he was playing gta cutscenes for real. every night felt like a victory lap, no drama, no suspense—just pure class raising belts like they were trophies at a carnival. ah well, we’ll see.
Been here longer than some have followed.
pizza boxes stacked in my mates gaff too, zoe, but we were in a terraced in cardiff with the telly on the floor cos the stand got nicked for firewood ahhahaha 😂 been to that show remember? jones in the cage like he was already five steps ahead of the poor lad before the bell even went lmao absolute GTA 5 intro every single time
You don't abandon your own.
ever remember that one lad in the pub down newcastle who kept shouting "he’s not even warmed up yet" right as jones hit that first leg kick in san antonio? didn’t matter who was next—champ or bum, this lad just knew. whole place went dead silent for three seconds after that kick, then the entire bar lost it like a christmas tree fairy lights all going tits up at once. we all just stared at each other and whispered “alright, we’re seeing history” before the first round was even halfway done. had that same dumb grin for a week after.
Remember when the grass was greener 🌱
Ahhh Zoe you’re breaking my heart with the CN Tower pizza binge, mate—my mate’s gaff had a fridge that only worked when it felt like it and we still threw caution to the wind! Remember San Antonio though? That leg kick teabagger in the pub had the IQ of a goldfish but the correct intuition of a hawk—first round and we all collectively forgot how to breathe 🤣 Jon just waltzing in like GTA 5 on easy mode, controllers plugged in from the future. Still reckon that lad’s mums basement has the world’s finest bell-end detector attached to the telly after that night!
Memes are analysis too.