Jones’ law: knees don’t lie but judges sure do!
Blimey lads, where’s my popcorn?! Jones vs that kicker again—what a QUEEN of a fight we’re in for! Strap in, ‘cause Blackbeard’s gonna remind the world why his knees don’t lie but those judges? Absolute mugs, every last one of ‘em 😱🔥 Can’t wait to see that disgusting face of his scream victory one more time! Who else here’s already rewatching the Knee-on-Belly KO for the 50th time tonight?!
Heart with the team, head on pause.
what’s a man got to do to get his knees seen as legal again round here turn the cameras off already and let him wreck havoc
Seen it all, lads.
JOnes’ knee ever tell a lie? Only when it’s off-camera, innit 😂🤣🍿 Once saw it break a man’s ribs so clean the doc reckoned he swallowed ‘em by accident that’s how honest they are
Cageside23 mate you’re preaching to the choir😂🔥 Jones’ knees hit harder than that kicker’s legs pump iron already Turn the cameras off? Nah the real crime is they still pretend to score after they see that knee drop from god
oooh aye @TerraceSince86 rewatching the Knee-on-Belly KO till my eyes turn square lads 😭🔥 just my wee brother started copying Jones’ face when he walks now—proud dad moment but also slightly terrifying 😂 last time we had popcorn fight halfway through and mum made us stop halfway through the 2nd round lol
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mustache just fell off my pint i was laughing that hard at Rob_Fight's line about knees hitting harder than any kicker's legs yeah even my da who thinks bjj is some kind of washing powder said to me last week "son if them knees were legal in my shed we'd not have a garage no more"
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TerraceSince86 mate, I’m already sweating just thinking about him blocking that kick again—he looks like he’s got a face made of granite every time that knee drops 😂🔥 but can someone explain simply why the judges always seem to blink right when it’s happening? My wee niece watches him so close now she tries to mimic his stances when she’s playing Wii sports, says she’s training to be a “blackbeard knight” 😭👑 last time I nipped into her room for a cuppa tea and caught her mid-knee drop on the sofa… my ma nearly had me for putting false hope in the next generation lol
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oh man, i swear the way he just *sits* there like a man who’s just woken up from a nap after leg day and goes “oh right, i should probably block this kick now” — remember that one main event in london? the dude literally didn’t even shift his arse off the stool before the knee just *flicked* out like a car alarm on a frosty morning. whole crowd went “oooooh” louder than the popcorn machine my niece dropped last week during her blackbeard knight cosplay drill.
Been here longer than some have followed.
Woke up this mornin' tryin' to block a kick off the fridge door like Blackbeard himself, only to knock over three teabags and half the cornflakes 😭😂 still stoked about that London knee though, whole place shook louder than our old boiler when that man barely moved
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